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He's changed. He probably doesn't even allow hop-ons anymore.
+52 | 6/25/10 1:08 PM
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"Go fuck yourself." - Nelson Mandela
+13 | 6/25/10 10:30 AM
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I can't seem to watch the trailer. Do things go horribly awry despite best intentions? DO HIJINKS ENSUE?
+17 | 6/25/10 10:09 AM
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Gabe conveniently forgets the time he publicly performed a rather slapdash rendition of the Charleston Skidoo during the great Chicago fire. Rutherford B Hayes called it "the worst thing to happen to Chicago ever. Even worse than that fire over there."
+32 | 6/24/10 2:49 PM
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Say what you will about her singing, but you gotta admit that her front teeth are really big.
+18 | 6/24/10 2:36 PM
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What's the one Kevin James movie about the fart that queefed?
+26 | 6/23/10 6:18 PM
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"into her," I meant. And with that typo, I'm done for the day. *swings out window*
+11 | 6/22/10 5:53 PM
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"You're grandmother musta been a vampire, 'cause a stake through the heart was the only chance she had of getting wood driven inter her. Anyhoo, that reminds me. You're all adopted."
+69 | 6/22/10 5:51 PM
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Yeah, I agree that shtick isn't what he's doing, I'm just worried his videos will over time have the same effect, due to no fault of his own. I'm worried about it getting old, as mean as that sounds.
0 | 6/22/10 4:52 PM
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I meant "involved." EXCUSE me for being drunk when I comment. *knocks over Malbec, sobs violently*
+3 | 6/22/10 4:50 PM
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Assuming he's heavily evolved in writing of these bits, and actually has chops, I have zero problem with this. I do genuinely wonder if he can overcome the fact that his CP will always be a "shtick" no matter what he does. All that said, he's killing it right now.
+13 | 6/22/10 2:27 PM
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What a troubled soul (patch). *plays tiny vuvuzela*
+87 | 6/22/10 12:57 PM
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True story. I seduced an older woman in college and brought her back to my dorm room. Once she saw the bunk beds she started crying. I guess what I'm asking is, does anyone know where I can meet "interracial" black women?
+55 | 6/22/10 10:55 AM
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Obligatory. http://www.box.net/shared/static/6kxnmezk0g.jpg
+30 | 6/22/10 10:20 AM
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Police have released this surveillance photo of the suspects http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii8/hensleysflyingelephant/MOVIE%20PHOTOS/123046__dazed_l.jpg
+85 | 6/21/10 10:25 AM
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I don't love banging black men anymore so I've stopped doing it.
+63 | 6/21/10 9:53 AM
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He'd just end up drawing jizz lines on the pipe while proclaiming pelicans to be "totally fug."
+76 | 6/16/10 10:40 AM
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Yo girl, the only thing eenie meenie about J Biebs is his respect for haters, nah mean?
+10 | 4/29/10 10:42 AM
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The grammar nazi message boards just issued a fatwa against Gabe for that last sentence.
+31 | 4/26/10 12:20 PM
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There's always money in the banana stand.
+73 | 4/22/10 9:57 AM
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Just hit up his myspace: H0llaAtchaBoy50RIPDavidFosterWallace69
+13 | 4/21/10 4:19 PM
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Gabe used to spit hot fire about that dubious charlatan King George. The colonies ate that shit up. http://www.ssplprints.com/lowres/43/main/9/88172.jpg
+16 | 4/21/10 4:09 PM
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"Um, actually, it's pronounced 'valtz'" - Gwyneth Paltrow's Gluten Free Tombstone
+13 | 4/21/10 1:58 PM
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Can someone please digitally insert Mickey Rourke into She's Like The Wind? werttrew?
+13 | 4/21/10 1:48 PM
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Thanks, guys!
+6 | 4/21/10 12:37 PM
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Ok, so I admit that this joke is getting really old. ...just like Gabe.
+40 | 4/21/10 11:25 AM
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This is like that time Gabe took to the phonograph to rail against the stamp tax.
+47 | 4/21/10 11:13 AM
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Gabe remembers that dirty Hun bastard Oscar Meyer. He wooed Gabe's sweetheart away from him with nothing more than slick haircut and a giant penis.
+9 | 4/20/10 5:46 PM
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I find this in poor taste, since I'm fairly certain this is how Estelle Getty died.
+58 | 4/20/10 5:43 PM
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That's nothing. Before his stint in the iron lung, Gabe used to fucking own that shit: http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.134553236.jpg
+32 | 4/20/10 2:27 PM
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"Eat a hot bowl of dicks, bishop fontana" @rogerebert69
+30 | 4/20/10 12:52 PM
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The only thing shocking about that last tidbit is that Nic Cage has only just now purchased a pyramid tomb.
+39 | 4/20/10 10:38 AM
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Yours is better I think.
0 | 4/15/10 3:17 PM
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Grosse Point ________.
+4 | 4/15/10 3:12 PM
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"Wait 'til they ______ a load of me."
+8 | 4/15/10 3:11 PM
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"I can't believe that deputizing that aging mystic weirdo came back to bite us in the ass." - Sheriff Tard McFart
+16 | 4/15/10 2:19 PM
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I don't know why I'm so late on this, nor why I'm rereading this thread, but thank Christ I did, because Ian just made be spit Jim Beam all over my laptop. Brilliant.
+3 | 4/14/10 6:12 PM
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Gabe would know.
+32 | 4/14/10 5:07 PM
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That's what I call a five dollar foot WRONG. *spins bowtie*
+90 | 4/14/10 4:41 PM
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I can't be the only one who loves that Steven Winwood has zero hesitation when bringing up in utero incest.
+29 | 4/14/10 4:35 PM
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