My reaction to endless talk of old-man farts and colon cancer and sores and lesions of the ass? Giggles. My reaction to bits of egg in the corners of Martin Lawrence's mouth? Straight up nausea and disgust.
My gross-out priorities are all out of whack.
Blah blah blah, Fred is annoying, whatever, you guys are all ignoring the best part of this, which is that the director's name is C. Weiner! Bahaha!!!!
So I've become so used to upvoting comments that I sometimes want to upvote lines in the actual post, and get momentarily confused when there's no green up arrow. Does this happen to anyone else? (Full disclosure: in this case, the line I wanted to upvote was "Kyoto Teethy." What is wrong with my brain???)
He really does seem breathless, doesn't he? I'm picturing the entire synopsis read by a 5 year old: "AND THEN the guy wakes up, AND THEN his friends talk about a girl, AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN there's a sportscar!!!"
Hey, it's just like I always say (literally, I say this constantly): "Being the first to know is always nice, but being the first to know always is better!"
Although our friend josholiver09 does have a good point, I'm more inclined to side with the somewhat controversial statement of utaputa: "Dat witch hat iz off? da chain homey."
Well this is completely weird. When I heard that there was an Obama Chia Pet, I assumed it was being sold as a campy, albeit terribly tasteless gag gift. But apparently I was wrong and it's actually being billed as a proud statement about America and freedom? What? Why was that commercial so serious? You're selling grass-hair!!
I have a series of questions:
1) What happens to these people when they grow up? Like, do they just wake up one day and say "ENOUGH!" and put on a suit? Or do they just keep wearing this shit forever? Have these groups of people even been around long enough for us to know what happens to them when they get old?
2) Are maggots/juggalos actually dangerous? Or is it just fake? Should I run away if I see one, or what?
3) Did anyone else find themselves actually trying to choose a side while watching this video? Because I did, and it was hard.
Car pants? Do tell! This is apparently just my new sense of humor now that I have to deal with and embrace. Tell me all of the According to Jim jokes, actually!
Here's what I like: the doomsday music that starts playing in the background at the point when Nene's wig-play crosses the line. Dum dum dummmm indeed!
Yay new Gabe! And to welcome you to Videogum, I would like to point out that Lulu's picture looks as if she's stuck her head through one of those big cardboard cutout thingies. You should address that issue with her when you become close friends.
What is going ON with the comments on that site? I'm fully familiar with insane commenters, but these seem to have seen an entirely different video than I just did.
Case in point:
# APES IN SPACE Says:
September 9th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
SOCKS,BOXERS,T-SHIRTS OR BUYING A MILLIONAIRES ALBUM yea ok
Woozefa, I've asked you this before, but really, I absolutely must know what that is in your avatar. It's keeping me up at night. Is it.....two thirds of a cat???
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