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mortal kombat: thats combat with a "k"
its only a matter of time before all our exercise devices involve some form of mime masturbation
the only reason i will watch this movie is to see if they go up a hill
"the one on my chest is named vince, and the two in the strollers are named 'the other two'."
"im getting too old for this sith"
its kind of crazy to think that "strangers with candy" was on when i was 13, who knew my eccentric taste in crazy comedies would stay with me forever
im pretty sure the thing with vince used to be called "high fidelity"
"we're here to take america back." - those guys
im not going to lie, ive been through a lot of earthquakes so i can see how this east coast earthquake is a big deal, but you've never been through an earthquake until you've experienced one in a BATHROOM STALL LIKE I DID, good thing i had already finished
gabe is just mad that he couldnt be invited to this pizza party
i dont know gabe's personal stance on OFWGKTA, but i like their music, even though it can be (probably is) very offensive to many people
this is obviously a james bond type speedboat chase that the twilight books are known for
i like it when videogum has inside jokes that know one knows about because it makes me feel special
bridget jones' diary 3: the biological clock should have stopped ticking years ago
zombieland reference!
i rode the subway in los angeles (THATS RIGHT, INSTEAD OF THE BUS) and i cant see that happening there because of no one ever riding the subway in los angeles
dirty dancing 3: random reference from the first movie that kids have never seen
in soviet russia, girls are prettier than you
way to explain it all clarissa
redbox is obviously his BEST friend
you call that a pie? THIS IS A PIE (post any picture of a better pie)
i think thats true, ive heard stephen colbert say the "lorrie" joke a few times before, maybe COLBERT is a monster
'it's a fart' - louis c.k.
the thing i dont understand is this notion of "real america", what is it and why does everyone want to go there?
newsweek obviously knows how to keep the magazine industry going strong
that guy was so mad, that the only thing he could do was DANCE
can we just agree that he is probably better than us
jello biafra? someone has been listening to dead kennedys recently
my name is dani doom, i started to spell my name with an "i" rather than a "y" so people could take me seriously
looks like all the sex is going to this guy, again