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you guys, i found the poster for this movie: http://i41.tinypic.com/15pmpw3.jpg
I don't comment much anymore, but when I do, I try to be on point. That said, while my most upvoted comment ever was a gif, I understand the need for bringing the hammer down on it. And yeah, videogum is totally party, like DS3000 said, I come for the lulz but stay for the rad dudes here in the comments. You guys just keep on keepin on, let's all paint, exercise and squash this beef
All you need to know is that the juggalo murderer used a hatchet as his weapon of choice. Looks like their decision to bring on Professor ICP paid off well
how the hell did they get Ben Stiller to play Gannon?
this reminds me of a game that I have been playing the SHIT out of recently: Toribash: Violence Perfected. It's a fighting game. That is turn-based. And is controlled by manipulating the joints of your fighter. In other words: unintelligible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE2pz7gLX0w http://www.toribash.com
http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_47_057372.html if you ain't know, you better ask somebody
If you wanna test me, I?m sure you?ll find
The things I?ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you?ll get a lesson from teacher
I had never seen this show until last night. I found the no catharsis thing pretty weird, usually there's some kind of light at the end of the garbage tunnel. Still, makes that pile of clothes in my bathroom look normal.
WHAT DID I TEACH YOU?
you're the duke of new york, a-number one?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
You're the Duke of New York! You're A-Number One!
me an my dranks know what you talkin bout
one day, i will come to the ball. maybe when i find the perfect gown. but only then.
if only i could be moved as powerfully as this but alack i am an old and bitter man, crushed by the weight of the world.
Titans will be Remembered
by video i mean album, obvs
ok, here's the deal: antichrist superstar was a rad video, and back then, Mr. Warner had things to say. But that was the 90's! It was a more tubular time then. And the world has moved on. And he is still saying the same things. Which is to say that maybe he is an Alzheimer's sufferer. Which is the saddest of all.
boy these sure are some funny posting the same fucking thing lots of times
I have not seen the original, and from the looks of it, it seems that it is the more interesting version when you look at the surrounding factors. 1997 - USA culture was hella spreading, the idea that America was the future of the world was being force fed to everyone who had a TV worldwide, and then some. An idea that a film would satirize it so much to the point of using NASCAR as a backdrop for a horrific murder sounds pretty genius.
The problem is, when you move a satirical thing back into the thing that it is satirizing, but not all the way (moving from Germany to America but not from 1997 into 2007 completely), you lose that edge. And not knowing this, I was forced to watch the movie while judging it on the merits of similar films. And what I got was that the movie is made by a man who clearly hates both movies and his audience. Knowing about the remake is further example of this, even!
Comparing it so something like, say, Devil's Rejects was my first thought. Both are movies about dudes killing dudes for no reason. Both movies make you feel icky. Both movies, the bad guys win. Thing is, I didn't feel like Rob Zombie hated me after the credits started rolling.
I think the reason is the last 15 minutes - the rewind sequence. That was the biggest fuck you in cinema I have seen in a long time. Bad, stilted acting, I can take. Smug actors who act smugly all the time, bring it on. But throwing middle fingers up at your audience? I understand where he's coming from, doing that, but to do it in such an unnatural way? I guess, like Gabe says, the film is trying to say something, but doing it in such a goddamn batshit insane way that makes no sense given the reality the film establishes is pretty anger-inducing.
this dude needs to slow his roll for sure - he should get into a band like Khanate or some slow stuff like it, bro doesn't need to yell all fast all the time
1.Greg Puciato became the singer of Dillinger Escape Plan in a similar manner to this. 2.This guy is no Greg Puciato
words cannot express my feeling for this. so, a video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvCUmeoHpw&feature=player_embedded
and/or never scared
the e-love is thick in the e-air today
The takeaway from your post is that I need to use the word homunculus more.
i'm @davidcxr I read way more than I comment, but I'm always down for some e-buddies
OH GOD I SAW THIS IN THE THEATER but the bit about squeeze flan at the end was kinda funny. The rest of the movie was goddamn painful. I was most concerned about their shitty (POW) poop exsplosion effects. Surely Ben Stiller could afford better dooky explosions!
OK, I'm gonna level with you. I came to the page, saw it was Gone in 60 Seconds, and got immediately confused. Surely this movie has been done before? Or am I living a year in the past? I actually had to check my damn calendar on my computer to make sure today was today. I guess the point is that the Hunt is my constant?
's all good holmes I upvoted you for the honesty. Just don't let it happen again.
alternately: Holmes Is Where You Make It
sometimes I wish pitchfork had comments too then I look at Stereogum. Also every time I try to listen to any of those albums, I fall asleep :(
1) these are all hella great 2) god dammit i forgot to enter
I keep trying to think of a falcon punch joke but I cannot I'll get back to you later.
i'm just scared he'll leave me for a hooker. again. also he hits me cuz he loves me
wait, Ed O'Neill is still working? Also, yes, I signed up just to post this. Hi everyone!