Lindsay crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine. Or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards. The length of five football fields. Just shy of half a mile.
I like to think the last thing that went through the warden’s head…other than that bullet…was to wonder how the hell Lindsay ever got the best of him.
I hope I can make it across the border to Zihuatanejo. I hope to see my friend and shake her hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
Lindsay crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can't even imagine. Or
maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards. The length of five football fields. Just shy of half a mile.
I like to think the last thing that went through the warden's head...other than that bullet...was to wonder how the hell Lindsay ever got the best of him.
I hope I can make it across the border to Zihuatanejo. I hope to see my friend and shake her hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
Next time I break up with someone I'm going to make sure I mention that I'm with someone else and we have sex in a way that only vampires can. I win the breakup contest!!
Whats with the morse code at the end of the trailer, Mr Trying to be as Mysterious as That Time I Directed Cloverfield Guy? I bet it either says "let me in" or "do you like mudkips?"
I predict that there will be a line about how the baby can see it because children can see things adults can't because of their natural wonder yadda yadda some sort of drivel like that. Mark my words... Mark them!
Sequels are a good chance to go bigger than the first film--MORE SLEEPING! AND MORE SUDDEN LOUD NOISES (which, ok, granted, are a type of scare, so yeah you can call this a scary movie)!
Honestly, when you think about the sort of idiot who forms all of their political opinions from TV, this sort of ad could just as easily be called well-tailored.
Please be safe out there everyone! If you ever, ever find yourself in the same situation, there is only one way out of it.
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