dototto

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to wit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXLQIO3gRM0
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September 7, 2019 on It’s Been 20 Years Since Robbie Williams Failed To Take America
Thanks for excusing yourself from this discussion upfront mate, I won't have a lot of time this evening to think up snarky responses
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September 4, 2019 on Scam-Rap Is The Future
I came into this article knowing Thomas is too thick to offer up any kind of moral nuance in this subject, but I didn't expect him to outright say that hearing about grandmas getting scammed is fun. Welp I'll drop my expectations another peg then
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September 4, 2019 on Scam-Rap Is The Future
you didn't add diawara's picks to the list in the article anyway i was there last year and it was the nuts; don't think i can make it this time sadly :(
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August 28, 2019 on Le Guess Who? 2019 Adds Lightning Bolt, Holly Herndon, Efterklang, Mykki Blanco, & More
fam why do you keep linking these twitter vids when they're available on youtube? is this a spin thing
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August 27, 2019 on Watch Missy Elliott Accept The Video Vanguard Award & Perform A Career-Spanning Medley At The VMAs
imagine not fastforwarding through the entire snl show in 2019
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August 26, 2019 on Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift, Camila Cabello Playing SNL This Fall
one's opinion isn't worth more than the other's just because you say so mate
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August 24, 2019 on Watch The 1975 Perform “People” Live For The First Time At Reading
been hoping for a new one from her, and just in time to get me through the dark months
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August 20, 2019 on Itasca – “Bess’s Dance”
a bop if there ever was one you wrote listen below twice
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August 12, 2019 on Frankie Cosmos – “Wannago” Video
you're probably right, but as far as I know Morphine played a baritone sax mostly too
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August 1, 2019 on Haim – “Summer Girl” Video (Dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
this actually sounds really really good, every instrument at just the right volume, and perfectly defined, and who doesn't like the sound of a bass sax. if I had one thing I disliked about Rostam's recordings was how murky everything tended to sound, but that's really not the case here. it's not really the kind of sound I associate with LA, but I guess LA is officially the new New York now
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July 31, 2019 on Haim – “Summer Girl” Video (Dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)
anyway, no one sings about resigned sorrow like the one true queen. really hope the double LP she initially planned doesn't mean we'll only be hearing a 40 minutes long record, but fuck it i'll take it and love it either way
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July 30, 2019 on Angel Olsen – “All Mirrors” Video
jumped the gun on this one last friday eh lads
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July 30, 2019 on Angel Olsen – “All Mirrors” Video
I understand their confusion, there are no downvotes on facebook after all
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July 20, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
I mean it's not original, I saw it somewhere else and I figured fuck it, everyone is blogging about random tangentially related shit in those threads so I might as well post some Pokemon wanking copypasta. But at the end of the day I have no right to tell those people how to use their time, and pissing on their parade is probably not the right thing to do lols
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July 19, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
Well Gabriela was pretty good at writing about new records, probably the best in this website if I'm being honest, save for the occasional Ian Cohen feature. Will be missed indeed
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July 19, 2019 on The 5 Best Videos Of The Week
just open my skull and pour this right into my cortex
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July 17, 2019 on Vivian Girls Announce Reunion Album Memory: Hear “Sick”
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
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July 16, 2019 on The Number Ones: Freddy Fender’s “Before The Next Teardrop Falls”
imagine trying to trigger stereogum and failing
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July 9, 2019 on Ariana Grande – “in my head” Video
Caterina Barbieri is pretty good at least, and so is Matmos, so not surprising they're up that high; i didn't think a comet is coming was all that satisfying personally; a bit more surprised by CRJ, Lizzo and Ariana, but okay, it's not like i can get inside these people's head and know what they're thinking. as usual i've only heard about 1/3 or these, so thanks for the heads up on a slow week
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July 2, 2019 on Album Of The Week: Van Dale The Visitor
honestly, if you think stupid people should get scammed from their money, you are human garbage
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June 30, 2019 on Belgium Just Had Its Own Fyre Festival With VestiVille
*gasp* electronic music in my stereogum? This guy has been one of my favorites for some years now, so it's great to see him get a bit more exposure (got a good p4k rating as well). I haven't heard this one yet but great to know that he put more of himself behind this record Kieran is a gem, and may Tony learn how to roast a chicken soon
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June 28, 2019 on Anthony Naples Thrives In The Fog
If Holly Herndon ever releases an album with nothing but bangers, my shit will be fucked up beyond all salvation
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June 14, 2019 on Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
well I thought aldous harding would be in the top 50 for sure but it isn't; definitely makes my top
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June 11, 2019 on The 50 Best Albums Of 2019 So Far
my 10 faves not here Deerhunter Helado Negro Juan Wuaters Lena Raine Mdou Moctar Meitei Nivhek Pile Visible Cloaks, Yoshio Ojima & Satsuki Shibano Y La Bamba
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June 11, 2019 on The 50 Best Albums Of 2019 So Far