I came into this article knowing Thomas is too thick to offer up any kind of moral nuance in this subject, but I didn't expect him to outright say that hearing about grandmas getting scammed is fun. Welp I'll drop my expectations another peg then
you didn't add diawara's picks to the list in the article
anyway i was there last year and it was the nuts; don't think i can make it this time sadly :(
this actually sounds really really good, every instrument at just the right volume, and perfectly defined, and who doesn't like the sound of a bass sax. if I had one thing I disliked about Rostam's recordings was how murky everything tended to sound, but that's really not the case here. it's not really the kind of sound I associate with LA, but I guess LA is officially the new New York now
anyway, no one sings about resigned sorrow like the one true queen. really hope the double LP she initially planned doesn't mean we'll only be hearing a 40 minutes long record, but fuck it i'll take it and love it either way
I mean it's not original, I saw it somewhere else and I figured fuck it, everyone is blogging about random tangentially related shit in those threads so I might as well post some Pokemon wanking copypasta. But at the end of the day I have no right to tell those people how to use their time, and pissing on their parade is probably not the right thing to do lols
Well Gabriela was pretty good at writing about new records, probably the best in this website if I'm being honest, save for the occasional Ian Cohen feature. Will be missed indeed
I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself "In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?" It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.
Caterina Barbieri is pretty good at least, and so is Matmos, so not surprising they're up that high; i didn't think a comet is coming was all that satisfying personally; a bit more surprised by CRJ, Lizzo and Ariana, but okay, it's not like i can get inside these people's head and know what they're thinking. as usual i've only heard about 1/3 or these, so thanks for the heads up on a slow week
*gasp* electronic music in my stereogum?
This guy has been one of my favorites for some years now, so it's great to see him get a bit more exposure (got a good p4k rating as well). I haven't heard this one yet but great to know that he put more of himself behind this record
Kieran is a gem, and may Tony learn how to roast a chicken soon
my 10 faves not here
Deerhunter
Helado Negro
Juan Wuaters
Lena Raine
Mdou Moctar
Meitei
Nivhek
Pile
Visible Cloaks, Yoshio Ojima & Satsuki Shibano
Y La Bamba
