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Yeah, but did you see how fucking fast that thing's flying? He better land in a pile of pillows.
+6 | 10/15/09 3:36 PM
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Throw cyber-candy at his avatar's face.
+31 | 10/14/09 3:43 PM
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I'll have the "Early-90's Douche Fade."
+31 | 10/14/09 3:28 PM
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"I'm Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and I was NOT just reading that off a cue card." Also, Bullysmart for Kids? There's an adult version? Bullysmart After Dark?
+19 | 10/14/09 3:21 PM
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The worst part, though, was that VInce Vaughn's character had two wrecking balls for testicles. Was that even necessary?
+5 | 10/12/09 7:11 PM
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OK, I'd do Ann Curry if she looked like that. Y'know, 'cause I'm sensitive.
0 | 10/12/09 12:40 PM
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As is your avatar.
+1 | 10/12/09 1:45 AM
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Both options sound creepier.
+5 | 10/9/09 2:29 PM
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I have a thousand problems with this video, and a single comment will not contain them. BTW, the "Music Kiss" is retarded. This was all a joke, right? Where are Tim and Eric hiding?
+15 | 10/9/09 1:48 PM
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How do you pronounce this? "Dex-X-X-ter?" I'm confused.
+4 | 10/9/09 12:56 PM
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The first paragraph of Gabe's post reads like a Mamet play. I'm on a Mamet trip because I just watched "Edmond," and, hoo boy, is that a turkey. I submit it for WMOAT. That is all.
+1 | 10/7/09 12:37 PM
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Oh, celebrities: always trying, and failing, to prove that you don't need professional writers.
+25 | 10/6/09 2:59 PM
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Cary Elwes needs a new manager. He was Wesley, for god's sake, and now he's relegated to the molesty stepfather in this pile of shit? Oof.
+20 | 10/5/09 8:33 PM
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"You wanna know how I got this cake?"
+5 | 10/2/09 2:29 PM
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That term is "chlamydia."
+4 | 10/1/09 3:35 PM
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Well, Paxton could always bring on new wives.
0 | 10/1/09 3:34 PM
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Now what will we do?
+7 | 10/1/09 12:35 PM
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I wanna start a new game: "Which Big Love Ass Would You Tap?" Probably be hosted by Flav, interestingly enough. My pick: Ginnifer Goodwin.
+2 | 10/1/09 12:30 PM
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There *are* less requirements.
+10 | 10/1/09 12:28 PM
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Just a little perspective from your friendly neighborhood Troll-Who-Hits-Too-Close-To-Home. Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to inform us of all that. Oh, that reminds me, I have to go to Yoshinoya and inform the manager how much I don't like their beef bowls, and that they're wasting their time with them. I'm sure he'd enjoy hearing that.
+5 | 9/30/09 9:05 PM
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If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you may miss them.
+7 | 9/30/09 8:54 PM
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Yes, a crease in her panties. Flesh-colored panties with a landing strip. They make those. That's what the Mormons' "special underwear" is.
+8 | 9/30/09 3:58 PM
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Yeah, this will be boring and horrifying. Still, I like the trailer, if only for its commitment to the "20-year-old found videotape from the basement" aesthetic.
+3 | 9/29/09 6:40 PM
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Worse than the fall for me was his slurring of words after. People smack their heads all the time, and speak normally afterwards, but when he was all, "Lezzeee a sloow-mowshun reeplay of that," that freaked me out.
+1 | 9/29/09 1:11 PM
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I blame the material in this episode. The writing wasn't nearly up to par, even (sorry, Gabe) the Biker Chat sketch, And, oddly enough, on the west coast, I think they just dubbed the "fuck" over with a previous "frickin," so no one would have known if they didn't read about it. I thought Fox did well with the material she had. Sure, she played a dead-behind-the-eyes hot chick in all the skits, but she didn't write any of that. She managed to throw in a few flourishes despite all that. And Gabe, you go be proud of Jenny. I geeked out when a friend of mine was on some low-rent game show on GSN that I happened upon one night (incidentally, the same friend from the Tommy Wiseau sci-fi short), so I don't know what the hell I'd do if he/she became a national topic.
+7 | 9/28/09 12:53 PM
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Oh, shit. I know the red-headed dude driving the car. It's my friend Tom. Now I'll actually have to watch this with the sound on.
0 | 9/24/09 11:31 AM
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Looks like Tommy Wiseau in a trash bag.
+5 | 9/22/09 6:01 PM
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Haven't seen this one yet, but the video with McNulty "remembering" is priceless. I like how in each flashback, the girl kept saying "Dad." WE GOT IT THE FIRST TIME. He's your dad. Understood.
+5 | 9/21/09 9:19 PM
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Sorry about that. I'll be more varied in my "blowing my brains out" jokes.
+5 | 9/18/09 9:37 PM
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Maybe frumpy's the wrong word. But she's not her usual movie self. I guess this is good (acting and all that), but it was a bit offputting.
-1 | 9/18/09 9:35 PM
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Also, how the hell did they make Jessica Biel so goddamn frumpy? It took me a minute to figure out it was her.
0 | 9/18/09 4:53 PM
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Hey, it's Love Actually: USA! Oh, that sound? That was me blowing my brains out. Don't worry about it. A little Mr Clean and we're good.
+11 | 9/18/09 4:51 PM
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I don't know if the StrangerSmart folks were intending to find the creepiest people on Earth, but Mission Accomplished. StrangerSmart on the aircraft carrier. Though, the "Bribing Trap" lady: I would wreck that shit. Sideways. With the batteries.
+6 | 9/18/09 3:25 PM
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In Hollywood? Every fourth person looks like a child molester.
+12 | 9/18/09 3:19 PM
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Smokey the Bear said, "While I agree that Beyonce shoulda won, that pussy Kanye needs to leave shit alone, you feel me?" Actual quote.
+12 | 9/17/09 2:44 PM
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Well played.
0 | 9/16/09 10:40 PM
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The two pictures of Faith Ford (that is who it is, right?) should be the new comedy/tragedy masks.
+10 | 9/16/09 7:14 PM
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I dunno; I find the idea of "what's the big deal, she's no one special" to be a shitty argument. If anything, it makes Kanye look worse since he's "defending Beyonce's honor" against this teen pop chick who probably won't last another year. But I agree, there are many more important things going on now than this. But the battle for a public option didn't have Kanye involved. We only got Joe Wilson, and that's already old news.
-1 | 9/15/09 4:05 PM
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I am pitching my new book series "The Fabmazing Adventures of Hennessy Crazyhair." It's about a whimsical inventor in the late 1800s who dreams up ridiculous inventions that allow him to interrupt important moments in history to say that Beyonce made the greatest video of all time. In Hollywood, it's called "high concept."
+2 | 9/15/09 1:21 AM
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OK, fair enough, but Taylor had more to do with the win than Kanye. Last I checked, he wasn't nominated for Best Female Video, or anything this year, so A) who cares what he thinks, and B) get off the fucking stage. And, as she did when Beyonce brought her back out, she did thank those responsible for the video itself, which she would have done had Hennessy Crazyhair not done his shit.
+13 | 9/14/09 1:41 PM
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