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My favorite thing about this episode was Emo McGee. You know Hank listens to 311 unironically and tries to bond with Lil Walt with it.

Either is fine.

Can someone who understands how science works explain to me how they simultaneously emptied and filled the tank without it mixing? Did the mixing not matter? Seems to me like the mixing might matter.

Can someone give me the top 5 people Jesse Plemons has killed? Thank you in advance.

I know I should proofread my comments but I can't. There's no time to explain the reason, just come with me to the other side of the island.

The Lost recaps were probably my favorite parts of these interweb zone environs. More favorite than the WMOAT even. I liked how Gabe kind of cared about the show even though he made fun of it for a living. I myself liked the final season but was only on board for the recaps . The problem with these type of shows is that there is no clear end. If you're going to make stories with magic and such they must follow some kind of constant rules or I lose interest. I'm not trying to diss fantasy and Sci-Fai One of my favorite TV shows of all time is The Twilight Zone because even though it has some arbitrary twist, the end is quick and usually there's a point. Anyways, that last ramble had no point but have you guys seen Silent Light? Pretty rad movie if you don't mind the slow pace.

Related. We were having this discussion earlier on chat: Can you be a soccer mom without being a mom? I feel like Marie is the embodiment of this but perhaps there is a better more appropriate and equally reductive term. Thoughts?

I know, and I just love how she inadvertently put a wannabe drug kingpin's beeness on blast. #teammarie

Kuby's an occasional member, like Young In Crosby, Stills, Nash, Orlando & Young.

WISE CRACKING. Damn, now the pilot won't get picked up.

Me neither. But that does not keep me from trying.: 1. Walt kills Skylar 2. Jesse joins forces with Mike against Walt. 3. Totoro crossover. 4. Saul, Huell, Badger & Skinny Pete form a classic rock cover band. 5. Hank & Marie spinoff. (Can a wise DEA Agent and his neutotic wife come together to raise her dead sisters kids?)

What I'm saying is Hank & Mike don't smoke. He probably kept it for Jesse but yous never know.

Yeah, Skylar's the one who's gonna get got. That is if the season opener is true and it is his 52nth. Walt and Lil Walt made a point of Skylar being the one that places the bacon. She's the one that bacons. Also, walt kept the cigarrete.

But even if he did exchange it it would be no big deal, the only way it would backfire is if Walt was paranoid enough to open it (which i guess might be a possibility)

One more long post, Sorry I got these all in right now but I gots to go so here's the last: I don't know what to say really. One week to the biggest Monsters’ Ball of our Monster lives all comes down to today. Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble. Comment by comment gif by play till we're finished. We are in hell right now, monsters believe me and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One upvote, at a time. Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old. I look around and I see these young faces and I think I mean I made every wrong choice a seasoned commentator could make. I uh.... I posted wrong links to pictures believe it or not. I chased off anyone who has ever upvoted me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in my avatar. You know when you get old in life things get taken from you. That's, that's part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. So is commenting. Because in either game life or commenting the margin for error is so small. I mean one half step too late you plagiarize commentate One half second too fast and you don't quite read the post. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in ever break of the game every minute, every second. On this team, we fight for that inch On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch. Cause we know when we add up all those inches that's going to make the fucking difference between WINNING and LOSING between LIVING and DYING. I'll tell you this in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch. And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch because that is what LIVING is. The six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You gotta look at the monster next to you. Look into their eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a monster who will sacrifice himself for this site because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna do the same thing for them. That's a team, monsters and either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals. That's monstering guys. That's all it is. Now, whattaya gonna do?

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http://i.imgur.com/l5CUe.jpg Welcome to this week’s Reverse Commentator Ball. Steve Is out at a Harmony Korine film festival today so I will be filling out for him. We had a fun week, we are still anticipating Katherine Chloe Cahoon’s Music Video, but I am in good authority to report that they are one scene away from finishing principal shooting. Look for that in the upcoming weeks. After the scroll, the five Highest Rated post, as voted on by me, the Lowest Rated post, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice. Top Five 5. The Petting Zoo 4. Warning: This Photo Of Idris Elba Kills Women 3. A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Vertigo, NOT Citizen Kane, Named Best Film In Sight & Sound Poll 2. Billionaire Finally Attempting IRL Jurassic Park 1. Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A [Ed. Note: Every once in a while I ask myself, “Why would I, a man whose shirt says 'Genius at Work,' spend all his time reading a mid-size pop culture blog?" Then I read a post like FIl-A and it all makes sense. PS. This Week In GIFs! Was actually number 3, but we all know that this is a blog about visual arts and therefore moving images are disqualified from the top 5.] Editors Choice & Associate Editor’s Choice Krispy Kreme Gets Pranked. This Is Just A Very Good Commercial For Ice Cream [Ed. Note: These are just the best type of weird Internet video junk out there. They’re funny, quick, and best expressed in the medium. Congratulations, you’ve earned it.] Worst Post of the week Top 10 Reasons NOT To Vote For Barack Obama [Ed. Note: This is like Bill O’reilly and Honey Boo Boo Child had an abomination. This video was funny and all, the write up and comments were great but it bothered me too much to find the lighter side of it.]