It can cause other people to make loud whiny sounds though if you put it in a brown paper bag, place the bag on someone's doorstep, light the bag on fire and ring the doorbell.
You're wrong. Dog shit doesn't make a sound except when it is getting squeezed out of a dog's butthole.
It doesn't matter if it is dried or fresh or whether you pick it up and shake it near your ear or rub it on your chest.
The Knox City Greyhounds shout out is pretty impressive too. Although at 7 minutes long, and lacking in mind-blowing graphics and dazzling eagle shirts, it mightn't be worth your while.
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