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Those chocolate spawners are a product of the liberal media and MUST BE STOPPED.
"In brightest day, in blackest night, no puke shall plague me on this flight."
If this isn't a Macaulay Culkin comeback vehicle, I don't know what is. Or: Andy Serkis.
RE: Wes Anderson. Clearly he is a talented fellow. But has this latest whiff of whimsy totally devolved into self-parody?
"See you on another micro-blogging platform, brother." @therealdesmond
I still like to give myself a pat on the back when I have done a good jorb.
I may be remembering this wrong but [SPOILER ALERT] I think the governor gets killed in the comic book when his group attacks the prison. (Not to mention Rick's wife and baby and whole bunch of other people.) I was expecting the governor to get his comeuppance at the end of Season 3, but I guess they really wanted to keep him around a bit longer as The Guy You Love to Hate. I suspect he will get his at some point this season.
I have watched/hate-watched this show since the beginning, and was a fan of the comic book before the show premiered. Like the show, the comic was guilty of starring characters who wear their hearts on their sleeves, spouting dialogue that would make any high school English teacher wince. But also like the show, the comic book was interesting because it was a zombie apocalypse story in which the zombie apocalypse played a backseat to the melodrama. Additionally, any character could die at just about any time, which lent a certain amount of suspense to almost every moment. So it has those things going for it. Nevertheless, I would argue that the show pretty much sucks, with some very uneven acting, writing and pacing. Gabe's recaps of old were always right on the money. Yet, like the comic book, it remains entertaining. I still watch the show, and even though I haven't seen the premiere yet (it's DVR'd), I am comfortable with my prediction that it will be terrible. What really gets me about this show (the purpose of this long post, sorry tl;dr) is the amount of praise that gets heaped upon it. Granted, it gets a solid rating for AMC and that's no small achievement, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT A GOOD SHOW. The Chris Hardwick re-caps are especially grating to me, like this thing needs to be disseminated like a presidential address. It's a garbage show, guys. The amount of nerdy gravitas this series receives makes me wince.
The zombie clips were a total shambles. ZING
When she's 40 maybe she'll get cast in the Driving Miss Daisy remake.
Hello from way down here in the comments! I'll keep it brief. Newsletter? Sure! How about doing interviews with some people who never get interviewed? (i.e. Law & Order extras)
Are there scenes of agents cleaning the bathroom after the Hulk uses it?
The Metallica concert movie should be renamed "How About Never".
Windbreaking Bad Can I just say how much I love these threads?
That fake Lena Dunham thing is kind of brilliant. How did they find the author?
If you attend a Halloween party in that costume, be prepared for a whole lot of arguing, annoying guests, and the end of the party will feel pretty much like nothing happened the whole time.
I think "Zero Charisma" is a brilliant title. But then again, I'm a nerd.
Guys, you don't know how hard it was for her to get her assistants and nannies to coordinate this thing. Cut her some slack! JEEZ
But: HOW DOES HE PEE???
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the bagpipes.
Um, incredibly, Robocop looks kind of...awesome?
You should see the video of the girl twerking next to an alligator pit.
"I vote in favor of launching birds at Syria until their towers fall down." -John McCain
Walt: "Skylar, are you saying what I think you're saying?" Skylar: "Why, what do you think I'm saying?" Walt: "I think you know what I think you're saying." Skylar: "I'm not sure, maybe you should just say it." Walt: "I'm not going to just say it unless you say it first." Etc. Etc. Vince Gilligan gets the Emmy!
They don't even throw in shipping? What a bunch of bullshit.
"Can we get another white dude with sunglasses up here to make a duckface? No? You're fired."
RE: clog dance. Is this Lollapalooza '91 footage?
My bar mitzvah was more traditional. The burlesque girls danced to "Sweet Caroline".
"If I only had a brain...and better coverage."