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How come we missed the movie trend of pagers not working?
I kept waiting for that trailer to come to a crescendo, but it never happened. Also, i fell asleep.
Oh man! I'm so excited he included the Airhorn! It's never annoying! We love the airhorn! (no, no we do not.)
You just know the bad deed had to do with him knocking out people's teeth, hocky style. You know this. And you hate that you do.
you know what? I totally apologize. Im was just trying to say EW. JUGGALOS? MAGGOTS? and got lost. I guess I mainly stick to the coasts bc I get lost easily if I can't see the oceans.
He is looking way to cheerful. I think I might drive over to VA and throw some shit for him to clean up. Some CDs. a bunch of wrigley's gum wrappers. And the contents of a few outhouses. CLEAN UP SHIT CHRIS BROWN. AND LOOK UPSET.
The truth is, we don't understand either. It's pretty shameful. I try and stick to the coasts...
WAIT: One of the guys nose is long and wobbles like a dick and he jacks it off?? I can't... i don't... I'm just a little jewish girl. The world is too complex for me I guess.
GABE: I saw you when you birthed No Answers at spank! And now you're here??/ OH HAPPY DAY!!!!
MY FRIEND FROM COLLEGE MADE THIS. and the world comes full circle.
I wish kanye had interrupted that too.
Randy Newman gets a cavity filled.
I think Madonna learned it was hard to convey emotion when your face is full of plastic. OOOH, YA BURNT!
Just give him his own show on VH1 already. Firecrotch of Love. I'd watch, heck I'd even compete.
among many many many things, i would suggest that Matt Dillion stop smoking cigarets. And I refuse to touch on the rest, because I'm not a racist.
ANYTHING IS POSSSSSIIIIIBLE!!!!
Also, if they were going to go so obvious, why couldn't they have gone all the way? I would like to see Matt Dillon's head poking out of Paul Walkers right shoulder with a goofy grin. and Jay Hernandez's head floating up behind them, on a balloon string.
this show is so predictable. Can't they do a catering for people with no taste challenge so someone else can win?
So Is Jizz supposed to be Turtle?
It's only ok because he's old. That makes it cute.
These make my head explode in the BEST WAY EVER
it's not just you. I'm far more interested in the hotter-as-she-ages Elaine than any of the other schmos.
I didn't want to eat any of the food, but I would have gladly had the tequila shot.
Why am I laughing so hard at something so so very sad?
I swear to god if they don't have Veronica wear a monocle I will NOT WATCH. And they better still play croquet.
what I fail. That was supposed to be in reply to Pammy O's comment.
These two brilliant sentences sum up how I feel about the internet in general. Thank you. I would like to buy you a beer.
These two brilliant sentences sum up how I feel about the internet in general. Thank you. I would like to buy you a beer.
Malcolm, that's why you were supposed to college, not be a race car driver. You were the smart one. YOU WERE THE SMART ONE! -Malcolm's mom. It's on TV in the morning when I get ready for work, what can i say?
I would like the giant ken dolls number please.
This is clearly the video form of the angst that I feel when i can't get my facebook inbox to load properly.
you mean a german strudel? Cuz I do.
I thought it was awesome to see Hitler get shot up. I mean, yeah, he's human, but also? HE'S NOT. So yeah, I'll high five to a dead hitler, or a disfigured Waltz. Also, how could you not mention Shoshanna? She was wonderful!
So by using Paper Planes as the theme song is he supposed to be evoking the Pinapple Express trailer? 'Cuz that's what I got.
you ARE right. How did I not notice this before? Oh man, my privilege is showing...
He keeps calling Regis "sir". That right there is RACIST.
I hope Mike gets better by a girl every single time. Because, no offence.
I spotted the robot dude from Gramma's Boy. OMG IM SO THERE! Wait, what is this about?
That Asian girl is a disney channel star- did they sanctionthis? And if they did, I wish they had cast MiIey Cyrus instead. That way it would be the perfect stew of wtfKIDSTHESEDAYS!?
Barney Frank is the OG Masshole. And that's why I love him