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BrokencyDe. "Brokencyke" would be the thing that members of Brokencyde say after pulling a sweet prank.
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Why does this not have more upvotes? Here, monsters.
Arrested Development was ahead of the curve on incest chic; the premiums are just catching up. Taboo-breaking or threatening to break a taboo is a great way to get your show some attention.
Not sure how seriously to take this, supersloth. This was one of those posts that I posted and was then like, Was that necessary? But, too late. If anyone's offended by my (admittedly juvenile) glee at how lucky I got, my sincere apologies.
I know I didn't conceive a baby, because what I did last night doesn't do that. But I did get laid, all thanks to Videogum. (Not all thanks to Videogum. But it was an awfully convenient excuse to invite this person to my neck of the woods.) Thanks, Gabe! And especial thanks to Kristen for being just the best, though everybody was the best, so not to play favorites, but Kristen, you're my favorite.
Too soon! (By which I mean, upvoted.)
Here's how you can help: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikehayes/food-and-clothing-drive-to-support-rep-sean-duffy
My thought is that drunk-riding a pony would be much safer, in that a pony would not allow itself to be steered into oncoming traffic or into a tree. (Because of horse sense, obviously.)
Seriousgum: Okay, so the interviewees are awkward and sometimes sanctimonious. But I agree wholeheartedly with Submissann about continuing to play as an adult--it's necessary soul-nutrition, and most poor suckers are starving to death. So for that, kudos to her for living the dream. /seriousgum. That said: this exists (so NSFW).
Monsters,mark your calendars... My favorite part of the blurb is where they explain that he WILL perform his #1 hit, Thong Song. Whew! What a relief, I'm sure.
Confession: I did not watch past that moment.
Oh man, I had forgotten sending pictures THROUGH THE MAIL. Like sexting, only through the post office. Another thing that had slipped from the forefront of my mind that this video brought back: I lost my gay virginity to a girl I met on an AOL messageboard. Internet dating early adopter, I guess. (By the way: I did NOT ask my mom beforehand.)
Never forget: http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m220/seezhay/pop1-9652.jpg
Drag (the iron over the t-shirt) net Sorry, everybody.
A word about trying too hard: I don't think Gabe or anyone is saying the creators of this or any other movie should not make efforts to fulfill their vision as clearly and completely as possible. But there's a difference between "trying" in the sense "we pulled out all the stops to articulate and develop our intention" and "trying" in the sense "we shoehorned as much shit-we-think-is-cool into this sucker as possible! Do you love us yet?" It's like, your friend who tries hard by reaching out to you and being there for you when you need her is a good friend. Your friend who tries hard by thinking he's impressing you with how much cool shit he's into is a douche.
To be fair: Zero 7 already existed, waiting to be given to you. This movie is just the jerk who introduced you.
If you don't mind my asking, why did you agree to the second date?
Well OF COURSE. Why wouldn't I?
My favorite part is the twenty-plus seconds at the end where absolutely nothing happens.
bird, was it the Bill Cosby (having settled out of court for) raping a lady?
"The Wiki!leaks" There you go.
Also, searching for this image taught me an important lesson. And then a one-armed man popped out from behind my monitor and said, "And THAT's why you don't Google-image-search dead celebrities!"
NEVER FORGET . http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m220/seezhay/LisaLopes.gif
Not to take away your fun, but my gut feeling is that this was helmetcam. (My gut figured that out because of how motionsick it got watching this.)
I do not believe in the afterlife, but I believe in dog heaven, and Kirby is there, chillin on the beach, having a great old time.
Yes please dancegum! I was surprised by how much I loved this.
I'm upvoting you because Lisa Kudrow hould always be introduced in the first act. IMO, she is the best Friend.
What about the part where the ladies were being "spanked" RIGHT ON THEIR SPINES! There is a reason it's done on the fleshy part, Ubisoft.
" Her father had wanted to send her to New York for a legal D & C, but Milo had pointed out that it would look kind of funny to some people for the daughter of a high KCUF spokesman to have an official abortion. "Besides," Smiling Jim had added, "you don't want to fool around with them New York Jew doctors. They might do dirty things to you. Just trust me, child; we've got the country's best-qualified criminal abortionists in Cincinnati." " -Robert Anton Wilson in 1975. I wonder what he'd make of our current kerfuffle. He saw the fnords almost before anybody.
Seconded. I relish these gleecaps, and I have never seen the show even one time. Thanks for broadening my horizons, Soft Gabe! In other news, this is the only version of Tik Tok that I acknowledge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA