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Ugh, speaking of obnoxious songs, why must they keep bringing "Stacy's Mom" back from the dead?
I'm going to surprise no one here by saying Budweiser Black Crown taste like crap.
I know! As if I my interest in a Windows tablet wasn't low enough as is...
I like how Aaron Paul took initiative with the trophy.
Wow. Suuuuuuuuuper professional, GGs.
She's been J-Lawing before J-Law was J-Lawing.
Okay, so The White Queen is not a mini series about Emma Frost. Got it.
My favorite part of Sofia Vergara's nomination was seeing the P&R cast behind her.
I do like how she adhered to the time restrictions for speeches. She really is my dream woman.
Am I completely insane for thinking Sally Hawkins looked like Jennifer Love Hewitt for JUST a second?
"Explosion at the wig factory". Pure gold
Unforauntely I won't be having any themed cocktails on Sunday, as I will be finishing the last of the Budweiser Black Crown in the fridge at my housemate's request. Have a great weekend everyone! https://31.media.tumblr.com/cfd03a00012526dc1187d666f631bc7f/tumblr_mz4lvkfoaX1qllfzjo2_500.gif
The Japanese guy that tortured Colin Firth aged really well.
Oreo Dirt Cake is the only acceptable way to eat dirt. http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/Dirt_Cake.jpg
I know, what is this, the Grammys? http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nwld.gif
I was thinking doughnut holes that washed ashore (unless that's worse then sorry ladyrainicorn)
I expect nothing less from the prestigious GoDaddy.com Bowl.
Maybe people would be more inclined to vote if they didn't have to pick TEN FRICKIN' MOVIES to nominate.
This summer my parents were in town and were bored, so we all watched R.I.P.D.
I read your post too fast, and I was picturing this http://i.imgur.com/lbqDhwb.png
http://cdn02.cdn.gofugyourself.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/FFN_Lawrence_Jennifer_LUC_110613_51254225-419x469.jpg Even with short hair, this son of a bitch is still handsome.
You are the ONE true master of Photoshop. Also I stole your holly cookie idea and it's a big hit in this house.
http://offcolortv.com/offcolortv/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/elf2.gif
I dunno, I think skiing is fun. Probably because I ski AWAY from the trees.
I ended up seeing Frances Ha a few days ago. I wasn't so enthused about the first 30-40 minutes of the movie, but then things started to pick up, and Frances became more relatable as it went along. I ended up enjoying the movie quite a bit. I also found out that the negative review that gave me doubts about watching it came from a total garbage website, so I feel better about my opinion.
That looks like every school/office/paperwork related nightmare I've ever had.
Does anyone who comments here endorse Masters of Sex? My roommate has it on his media box and I've considered checking it out.
Ugh, crappy day at work. Whenever I explain to people what I do, I half jokingly tell people that I'm like Tom Smykowski, except that there's more to it than just "taking the specs from the customers and giving them to the engineers". Well, my job has now degraded to just that. What's worse is getting a call from your manager saying that the way I "handed the specs" today was not the customer's liking and I need to change the way I delivered the information. I could HEAR my brain cells atrophy. Fortunately, I was able to talk to a colleague of mine, and he said there might be some positions opening up after the holidays, and he would put in a good word for me. I also received 4 of my 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit gifts in the mail today, which made my day a little brighter.
I should warn you to never use the gym bathroom at the downtown Hilton Atlanta, as they do the same thing (and I totally agree)
I mean, it's better than hearing Semisonic's "Closing Time".
I dunno. On the one hand if someone told me to ditch my long time friends so I can achieve some sort of higher social/career status, I would be furious, too. I value my closest friends and if anyone told me to do that they can go to hell. On the other hand... it's the goddamn pussy posse.
I also believe Schwarzenegger wouldn't have fit through that air duct
Naturally the next step is to sign All I Want For Christmas Is You. I have full confidence in her.
I listened to R Kelly's new album and laughed for 49 straight minutes. The man is a genius (pun INTENDED).
Steve Carell is in it, so it's not totally off topic
(No pun intended)
Man, even though they won the game? That's cold.
TIme for snow angels! http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/jeremy-ross-snow-angel.gif