I'm thinking about applying for a writing job at SNL, here's my pitch: So January Jones is hot but maybe not so smart. How about we write some scenes about her being hot but also maybe not being smart? WHERE'S MY EMMY!
SOMEBODY'S costume designer was having a go 'round with us this whole episode! The scene with the Drapers in the living room was delicious: The mother and kids with their dull palette of outfits and Papa Draper with his stark, sharp, contrasting black and white sweater and collared shirt - BECAUSE HE IS GOOD AND BAD WRAPPED INTO ONE. Message! Literary tools materializing in clothing form! SOMEONE GET THIS SHOW A RAISE.
Obviously, your restaurant did not get a signed, autographed copy of Rick Moonen's book on flying in sustainable fish from other countries. "It's [his] bible!" he said, because celebrity chefs are modest.
"I've been a detective for three years and I've never seen anything like this." THIS is interview we use to effectively punctuate this event?
The lazy reporter that interview the first person they saw down at the station is all of your boyfriends.
Someone should write an abstract for an underground newsletter or something that says killing yourself is the next new thing and it'd just looking for a celebrity mogul to define it and proliferate the mainstream to make a million dollars, and then they should make sure the resulting articles fall in Madonna's lap.
I can't wait for the deleted scenes from this episode when Ash and Ashley complain about how none of the challenges are centered on rights for gay cowboys with some variation of the name Ash.
I'm no entrepreneur, but if he were to branch out and befriend, say, The Duggars or the Little Couple, he could stay in-network and probs continue to relieve his TLC stipend for cigarettes and school teachers.
"There is one less than five of us here, in Nevada, and we are mammals not unlike foxes, searching for seductive dancers and mood-altering substances much like one might find in soda pops or esspresso." -The Hangover
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