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Okay, I'll say it - I was actually disappointed that Jennifer DIDN'T make a turducken.
I'm thinking about applying for a writing job at SNL, here's my pitch: So January Jones is hot but maybe not so smart. How about we write some scenes about her being hot but also maybe not being smart? WHERE'S MY EMMY!
SOMEBODY'S costume designer was having a go 'round with us this whole episode! The scene with the Drapers in the living room was delicious: The mother and kids with their dull palette of outfits and Papa Draper with his stark, sharp, contrasting black and white sweater and collared shirt - BECAUSE HE IS GOOD AND BAD WRAPPED INTO ONE. Message! Literary tools materializing in clothing form! SOMEONE GET THIS SHOW A RAISE.
All I can think is 1) Will it be Alec Baldwin or Jack Donaghy hosting, and 2) Steve Martin seriously looks like my mom.
"His wallet's too small for his fifties and his diamond shoes are too tight!" -Chenandler Bong
Can I make a joke about how I saw all the garbage, but not as much as I HEARD all the garbage?
Obviously, your restaurant did not get a signed, autographed copy of Rick Moonen's book on flying in sustainable fish from other countries. "It's [his] bible!" he said, because celebrity chefs are modest.
"I've been a detective for three years and I've never seen anything like this." THIS is interview we use to effectively punctuate this event? The lazy reporter that interview the first person they saw down at the station is all of your boyfriends.
Was that a banana in your bag or were you just happen to see this movie? (I didn't see this movie.)
Over/under on Dwight and Tania being the same person?
Oh I get it...this is what they had rolling in the background that made Falcon puke. META!
They're not going to find the kid, because the kid asked Max the robot to take him back to his family in 1978, and the robot was compliant. DUH.
They cut the two gays one right after another. MESSAGE! Bad cooking is a lifestyle, not biology.
It's the bouffant that makes her slutty.
Tina Fey:Prudish :: Michelle Duggar:Slutty (and now I feel weird for knowing that Tina Fey maybe only slept with one dude her whole life.)
Well, at least her fever dream about the future is pretty spot on (I wear white face to work).
Blah blah blah Glenn Beck Raped and Murdered a Young Girl in 1990 blah blah blah blah blah. Here - have an upvote.
I don't know whether to upvote this or downvote this.
Re: Gabe's clarification, technically Big Poppa is fictional so this is still valid.
Really? Are we referring to Andy Cohen as a "star" now?
Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta, so we can rip her wig-mask off to reveal that SHE IS BIG POPPA.
Replace "Cobra Commander" with "Cobra Kai" and you've got the plot of The Next Karate Kid : To Jump-Kick a Catholic. Someone get Swank on the phone.
Roger Sterling ordered a subscription to Goop.
You have Lindsay's swine flu and you probably need one of those masks.
Pffft - I sat on the stairs and whined this morning and nobody gave ME a post on Videogum.
Technically, Kurt Cobain succeeded.
Someone should write an abstract for an underground newsletter or something that says killing yourself is the next new thing and it'd just looking for a celebrity mogul to define it and proliferate the mainstream to make a million dollars, and then they should make sure the resulting articles fall in Madonna's lap.
Still no denial from Glenn Beck on whether or not he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
I can't wait for the deleted scenes from this episode when Ash and Ashley complain about how none of the challenges are centered on rights for gay cowboys with some variation of the name Ash.
EMILFs? English Majors I'd Like to...nevermind.
Woah. I think there's a lot of LWME's (Ladies Who Majored in English) on this discussion board.
I'm no entrepreneur, but if he were to branch out and befriend, say, The Duggars or the Little Couple, he could stay in-network and probs continue to relieve his TLC stipend for cigarettes and school teachers.
I like it when Gabe reveals his feminine side.
Where's Andre?
Would you be so kind as to return my wallet? It's the one that's emboridered with "Well-Mannered Gentleman."
"There is one less than five of us here, in Nevada, and we are mammals not unlike foxes, searching for seductive dancers and mood-altering substances much like one might find in soda pops or esspresso." -The Hangover