Oh, yeesh, hey, sorry you guys. My bad, I'll just try harder next time (or not try as hard? Maybe? Yeah).
Anyway, it's Labor Day! Bon Weekend!
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"I swear to God, I swear to fucking God. Don't make me beat the shit out of you. No, don't cry. Don't let them see you cry or you'll spend tonight in the closet. Shut it. Shut it. That's it, I'm sending you back and taking this white kid. She farts balloons for Christ's sake."
What's been going on in JetAwesome gif week? I'm glad no one asked.
I've been watching a lot of Intervention.
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I saw Fright Night. It was alright.
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Been listening to a lot of Jay-Z and Kanye since that Otis video "dropped".
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And, as always, I love Zach Galifianakis.
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Boy do I hate the I Am Second campaign. I mean, y'know, I'm atheist, so of course I do, but even if I did believe in a god, I would never put them first! I mean, God is just a shitty, overly controlling boss, and if my boss ever told me that he was first, and that I am second I would A) quit and B) kick him in his nuts while quitting.
Also, child actors gross whatever.
(I know that almost all of my contributions to this site are images of some sort, but I feel I'm more of a visual jokester, if you will, so please don't hate me).
When the time's right, it's right. I proposed to my now-wife in my underwear while she was making microwave nachos. I bet my wife wishes I'd sprung for the ritz and glamor of an international airport.
This kinda reminds me of when David Cross did that stand up bit where he just RAILED against James Lipton and, to a small extent, James Lipton's wife, but then they played opposite a few years later on Arrested Development. I always wondered if Lipton ever even knew about Cross's bit, but no matter what it must have been pretty damn awkward for Cross.
Judging by Gabe's tweet last night "I think that the Louis CK conversation with Dane Cook on tonight's episode of Louie is genuinely IMPORTANT." I would say that the usage of the word "important" is a little more meaningful than a headline, and while Gabe certainly has the right to change his mind, I would agree that it's important. Sure, there're more important things in the world, but this is a pretty good window into how people (should?) act.
Maybe, for all I know, Louis C.K. and Dane Cook have been talking weekly about this for years and are acquaintances, if not friends, and that this whole thing is just manufactured drama for the show. I don't know. But the scene itself is heartfelt and honest and real, and that's a lot from any TV show, even one that is normally pretty great.
"Wait, are you telling me that the moon has gravity? Look, Mr. Science, we aren't up driving cars on the moon, so why is there Global Warning? I rest my cases."
I was already planning on going to see Cowboys and Aliens, and I was really excited (and maybe a little annoying?) to be able to contribute to the Harry Potter Movie Club.
"1 Manbaby for Cowboys and Aliens please!"
Before the movie there was an add that was like "Keep 3D Green! Recycle your 3D glasses in the receptacle in the lobby!", but really that'd work a lot better if they said "Keep 3D cheap!"
I can't really complain, though, a full price ticket was 11 dollars at the nicest, newest theater in Fort Worth.
At the end when Harry runs into Ron and Hermione after killing Voldemort, they had, like JUST fucked, right? I was half expecting to see Hermione's blouse on inside out.
This has probably been ranted about before, but I haven't seen a movie in the theater in for-fucking-ever, so here goes. What the fuck is up with shitty 3D? I mean, it looked okay and it wasn't too distracting and I didn't get a headache, though Mrs. Awesome did, but it just looked like movies pieces of paper the whole time. That's not what our eyes see! We see a smooth gradient of distance, not series of flat planes stacked in front of each other. I hate it!
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