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Even more like, "OH, GOD! I'M COMING!!" (or 'cumming')
Is this a shot for shot remake of the original Arthur? Because after watching this trailer I really don't know if I could tell the difference between this Arthur and the original Arthur.
I'll need a few more acronyms before I understand what the fuck you're talking about.
That was some good pole-spinning.
Hey! I'm not a douchey hipster.
*Maybe a little hyperbolic.
I don't respect people who got offended by that post. Those people are completely horrible.
The only way I will ever respect this site again is if Gabe posts a link to a picture of a male movie star getting out of a limousine with his ballsack hanging out of his underwears.
They don't let people file lawsuits against corporate mall-owners unless they show their faces. You see how everything in the world always makes sense?
Igor Donut Sofa threw me for a loop, but when I got it, it was pretty awesome.
I'm still waiting.
If I were Notsewfast, I'd say, "Touche" right about now. But since I'm not he, I will abstain from saying that.
I should have written it down, but my quote of the night was when Angelo described David Chang's restaurant as a temple of "yumminess" or whatever. Well, he won the challenge, so who's laughing now.... I guess I'm still laughing (at him) nonetheless.
I watched that too. Can you believe that dumb bitch didn't know the difference between a chocolate sauce and a mole sauce or something whatever. Get out of the kitchen and let the men do the cooking, Elia! There's a law firm or investment bank with your name on it.
Whoa! Then you missed the part where her hands became self aware and destroyed the studio!
Yeah, this show is a big fucking disappointment. It showed some potential early on, but there were some dumb things about it. Then there were more and more dumb things until EVERYTHING WAS DUMB!!!
Yeah, what the hell? Did they forget to put in the scene where they find another roll of duct tape? This show is stupid. Grimes to worn out duct tape: "You're killing usss!!!" Worn out duct tape to Grimes: "You're right, I was being selfish. Hop in. I am so, so sorry for upsetting you like that."
Tell me about it. I really miss Thora Birch. I thought Ghost World would propel her to fame, but instead it went to the other one.
And then has 'the best sleep I've had in months.' What about Carl's sleep? The only thing missing in that scene was a slow shot moving from his parents, humping in the background, to a wide-eyed, frozen Carl lying uncomfortably in bed.
I'm amazed that I've read through this many comments without anyone really making fun of how stupid Kanye is. He is a moron. He's not capable of expressing simple ideas coherently. His befuddled attempts at dressing up his language during this interview made it really hard to watch, as I kept looking away in disgust. Sort of like an ocular gag reflex. Funny... I used to have the same feeling when looking at George W. Bush speeches.... Why are they mad at each other? These two have a lot more in common than they thought!
Just to clarify, I think this guy overreacted and became unnecessarily hysterical. (literally and figuratively).
Yeah, what an asshole. Normal people know there's no reason to get the law involved ever about anything. He should have given him the option to fight in the street like animals.
Yeah, he offered to pay for it after he got caught red handed. He's a stand-up guy.
I don't remember her looking like a bunch of republicans....
I used to work at a book store, and I'm pretty sure that I read the entire history of SNL book that came out in 2003. As I recall, the performers do a lot of the writing. In fact, if you're on the show, you're expected to write. You're effectively an uncredited writer, and if you don't write much, your on-stage time suffers. I think a lot of the writing is the result of relationships forged between cast members and credited writing staff. If my memory is correct and this is true for today, it is entirely fair to criticize the performers for the bulk of the content they perform. Having said that, I like Kristen Wiig and think she's funny. I haven't watched SNL in years, but after watching the last two episodes in full, I'm very impressed. Yes, there were low points and high points, but there were HIGH points! Finally! I'll probably get downvotes galore for saying this, but I don't like Tina Fey and suspect she's one of the prime people responsible for the years of mediocrity that completely soured me to the show. I'll take Kristen Wiig over Tina Fey any day. Maybe if I watch a lot more SNL I'll get tired of her antics, but for now it's all good.
I really liked Kristen Wiig's Jennifer Tilly. Also, the guy who did Eddie Murphy is quite good at doing accurate impressions. It's very impressive, but I think he'd be better if he concentrated less on accuracy and more on putting a funny twist on them, like Hader and Wiig do so well.
Not me. I liked the mention of that.
More "Sex" Ed, less everything else on SNL, please. Also, biscuit knees.
Is that when Will Ferrel left? Because that's when the show became completely irrelevant to me.
In his defense, getting chosen to play a rapist in a film is one of the highest honors an actor can attain.
That's not weird. It'd be weird if you thought she was smart.
Good story. I'll be keeping my out for you in the comments section, sir.
Do rats generally die of heart attacks, or just that one (probably)?
That rat puts the "bloated" back in "bloated rat corpse".
In a better world, you wouldn't be getting down votes for this comment.