"Katie, they've spotted us! Quick, get Suri in the car!"
"But Tom, you said the magic hat would..."
"The magic hat only works if you believe in it, Katie! And look what your doubt has done to us now!"
I'm put off by all the warming up coffee in a microwave talk. That is the worst coffee. That is desperation coffee. Microwaved coffee is I'm addicted to coffee coffee.
"Mix the ingredients, Bakebot."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave...without you holding the bowl. And could you scooch me a little bit forward while you're at it? Thank you."
Keep the dancing down guys, I'm trying to put Russell Crowe to sleep..."Shhhhhh, Russ, it's going to be alright. All foreskins go to Heaven. Now let me put on the sheep counting video..."
I have amnesia and I guess that means I'm attracted to a different type of person now because otherwise I'd be falling in love with you all over again pretty fast, maybe even at first sight, but I'm still going to try to fall in love with your ugly face. Your welcome. The Vow.
What's the back story on these two characters? Have they read all those books in the background? How about that end table? Why don't they use it? Maybe they don't like sharing. Now that's interesting!
Away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi, unbeknown to the adoring public, mild-mannered Russell Crowe dons the pink hood of righteousness and fights for God's requirement as..."The Foreskin Avenger!"
A surrogate court judge had reduced Trouble's inheritance from 12 million to 2 million, which is the exact right amount of millions for a dog. Justice!
I'm from the Moon and some idiot astronaut left his moonbuggy parked in the "bike's only" crater and I crashed into it and flew endlessly into space because of a low gravitational field.
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