i was assuming this was the rumored matt daman project where he plays a guy who loses his luggage while on a flight to a secret vacation island. while there, he is supposed to assassinate a spy woman who wears low cut summer dresses when it's clearly too cold and grey for low cut summer dresses (it's her spy identity).
the twist is that sun dress spy was supposed to assassinate daman's character.
at one point they profess their love while in a mexican standoff (the sex position).
obviously they get his luggage back after a comedy of errors.
i am sure this movie is just as awesome.
i propose the title of this show be changed to: the shill.
from the very start, we all knew lost was about selling toyotas, kias and chevys.
lots of viewers hoped there was actually something interesting going on as well.
well, there wasn't...season five was the warning flare. season six is the titanic.
"there's enough miracles here to blow your brains!"
this show jumped 1,000 hungry sharks after season four.
those 1,000 hungry sharks caught up to and ate the show, then shat it out into the underwater lightshow vortex.
what emerged was season five and six in the future, but in the present, yet in an alternate future-present universe where those who seek understanding are beaten in the head with rocks.
we want to hire dick forkin to be the star of our new movie.
it's a tender tale about a retirement home chef who brings happiness to the local widows in more ways than culinary.
the title of our little film is: Forkin' It
(sensual material for the mature crowd)
this really needs its own videogum headline.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM&feature=player_embedded
it's a two handed great sword for fuck's sake.
i am james franco's agent.
if you pool this money and send it to me, we can skip the whole contest thing completely.
just send along your phone number (appoint one contact) and i will contact you with details.
surely this short film will be critically acclaimed and money well spent.
hey everyone, this is turner (#2 from the video). they did eventually find me....drats!
what the video does not show is the slave labor aspect of our life with mom.
dad, who's also known as #0, is a frail and beaten shell of the man he was before she came along.
my mom says to tell the cops we are fine!
we are very fine. wonderful in fact. don't (please do) tell the authorities.
as cool as toshiro mifune was, i refuse to buy a sword.
this was a weird ad for swords.
land rover must be branching out in a down economy.
someday when bullets have all been spent, swords will still slice.
they are timeless tools of death.
ok, i will buy a sword. i think this ad worked after all.
http://www.freewebs.com/nezperc22/TOSHIRO%20MIFUNE.jpg
it's pretty clear this woman is attempting to destroy her own demon seed by using a toy car (sans seat belt), another of her demon seed equipped with a broom, and outdoor furniture.
the girl in red was an unintentional accomplice.
it's officially now a conspiracy.
a super-secret european organization is out to drag mr. segal's reputation down a few notches
from 6,245 to around 6,268.
i don't know what any of this means....i just report the facts, i don't interpret them.
was blissfully unaware of what a kesha really was until now. dammit snl and videogum in kahoots.
and no....i will not spell it will a $. talentless beyond the talentless.
"ok honey, now you fall down" says off-camera mommy to pig-tails girl.
meanwhile off-camera daddy of the corndog kid yells, "drop the fucking corndog, ethan!"
the other kids' parents were not present and thusly were unpaid and not fed lunch.
hey who cropped this photo?
this missing lower half shows a very short woman in shackles "finishing him off" <<< steven's very words.
http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2010/04/steven_seagal-236x300.jpg
hello videogum friends, i am randy foyle and i am the assistant hiring manager at unfortunate quality garage doors.
i can confirm that kevin eubanks did interview with us for an open quality assurance position. he has made the first cut and will be contacted for a follow up interview shortly.
when i think TBS, i think amazing comedy!
and by amazing comedy, i mean being continuously water boarded for hours on end.
send a postcard once in a while, conan....that is if they have a postal service wherever this TBS place is.
if human physiology was taken from the groin region and applied to the face region so that he had chin balls, it would stand that his tongue would most likely be his weenis.
that stated, he would then in fact be constantly giving himself a blowjob.
i imagine that would get in the way of his love life a little bit.
tiger, you are grounded for sixty-eight weeks. you can only leave your room to golf and to make nike commercials.
the next time you screw pancake house ladies, you will not be allowed to make nike commercials at all.
got that, mr. seriousface?
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