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Can you finally admit that she should go to jail for life for trying to pass herself off as 30. That dead animal on her head may be 30 but she ain't by a long shot. Also, did you know that Kim was on that "groundbreaking" show Are You Hot? with Lorenzo Lamas and she was voted NOT HOT by all three judges.
0 | 11/19/08 12:02 PM
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Tentatively titled X-Men:OMG!
+3 | 11/19/08 10:35 AM
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But how do you get that funky face sweat and saliva smell out of it? I need answers!
0 | 11/19/08 10:33 AM
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I am torn. On the one hand everyone should know the awsomeness that is Gabe and Max and at the same time I want to keep them to ourselves.
0 | 11/18/08 5:31 PM
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I do, shamefully, still watch this so I didn't think I would laugh (cause, you know, I knew what the context was) but yes, I still laughed. Very Funny. Please do this every week so I can play the game of guessing what it will be.
0 | 11/18/08 5:21 PM
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Are they going to have a sun-glass-whip-off-off? My god can I get some pineapple slices to go with all the HAM on that show. CSI:Miami is the worst.
0 | 11/18/08 4:52 PM
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Gabe, since I don't have cable I'm just going to go to the liquor store and get a gallon of something clear and call in dead for work tomorrow. Same diff, right?
+2 | 11/18/08 4:49 PM
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I just want to go down there and yell "Get a REAL job hippie and put some clothes on, DICK!"
0 | 11/4/08 4:14 PM
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Clearly her party planner was Michael Scott.
0 | 10/29/08 2:11 PM
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Um, why are three of these "kids" still living at home? Oh, right to be on a television show no one asked for.
0 | 10/28/08 9:58 AM
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Yes Gabe, we should all be embarrassed at this. I couldn't even finish watching this. Oh, is it wrong that when I think of Risky Business I think of sex on the subway?
0 | 10/27/08 11:05 AM
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I thought for sure you would also call her out for claiming she is 29. Gabe, I am also 29, and she looks old enough to be my mom.
-1 | 10/22/08 12:15 PM
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Gabe, you do know that they weren't singing End of the Road but It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday (hence the words they were singing)
+1 | 10/17/08 4:42 PM
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I hate when celebs get all big-time and lose all sense of humor. He gets pissed when you call him Marky-Mark too. What a dick-hole!
0 | 10/17/08 12:11 PM
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I've been telling people that Gabe is my boyfriend, and now I have proof, right here on the internets!
+1 | 10/16/08 3:27 PM
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I think you're a little bit fired, Gabe. Dlister has been obsessed with La Pequena for months. I'm shocked this is your first notice/mention of this craziness.
0 | 10/15/08 2:18 PM
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OMG, I second S1mone. I borrowed that movie from someone and jokes on me cause I don't talk to that person anymore (not because of the movie, but it's likely) and I still have that shit sandwich of a movie. That movie's so bad it made me angry. That movie is so bad, that if I'm ever in Blockbuster again and someone picks that movie up I will do them the favor of taking that movie, throwing it to the ground and stomping the shit out of it. Someone owes me time and money for that!
+1 | 10/14/08 10:27 AM
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FYI, these commercials were around a few months ago but they didn't say the word pee. The VO just cleared his throat and said "uh, you know". I wonder why they changed it.
0 | 10/13/08 5:11 PM
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Gabe, not only do I remember this, I have a little part of my soul that is still bitter at my mother for not buying me the book so I could do Picture Pages at home. I still sing the theme song from time to time.
0 | 10/13/08 12:59 PM
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I nominate that movie with Taye Diggs, Famke, Ali Larter, Corky Romano, and some others. It was a 'horror' movie. Help me out. Don't act like I was the only one who saw it.
0 | 10/8/08 1:05 PM
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I'm suprised they didn't blame the whole thing on Michael Moore and liberals...oh and the Devil.
0 | 10/8/08 1:01 PM
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Also, completely off topic, did you and Rich J have the same work related thing this weekend? Cause he didn't post ANTM recaps and you didn't post the Hunt movie. What Gives?
0 | 9/29/08 5:18 PM
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Gabe, take solace in the fact that you will ALWAYS beat out Jay Mahr in my heart, and in life.
0 | 9/29/08 5:14 PM
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It's a tip slip!
+2 | 9/26/08 5:30 PM
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OMG! Thank you Lindsay, thank you. This commercial has been airing all week and everytime it's on and I mean everytime, I say I don't get it. I feel validated that you don't get it either. Thank you
0 | 9/26/08 5:24 PM
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Wow Gabe, your French is impeccable. Spend some time there?
0 | 9/24/08 3:40 PM
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Speaking of the Butterfly Effect, the second part of Heroes was titled this and I started to hate it for the very reason that it reminded me that I saw that shit movie.
+1 | 9/23/08 11:37 AM
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Lindsay, I'd like to NOT thank you very much for introducing this brain worm to my head. If I'm still singing this tomorrow, I will be forced to hunt you down.
0 | 9/10/08 10:22 AM
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I'll tell you what's worst. Some asshole coming to a website on his own free will and then telling us he's never coming back. Thanks. Oh and Gabe has a face and if Dane Cook had that face I might give two shits about watching him.
0 | 8/13/08 4:48 PM
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That was a twist ending for me, cause i thought he was going to say Bitterscotch cookies.
+1 | 8/1/08 3:13 PM
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As someone who saw the original, this movie is much worse than you make it out to be. Do yourself a favor and watch the original and then re-review this. Certain movies and themes translate well over from one decade to another, this was not one of them. Besides fourfour's reviews of ANTM, this is the only other thing that makes me look forward to Mondays...Thanks!
0 | 7/28/08 4:47 PM
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Well Lindsey, not to start a crazy cat lady thread, but my cat does something similiar and she's not stoned. She doesn't do it for as long and her arm doesn't stick straight up. But the dead staring eyes and being all streched out, my kitty all the way.
0 | 7/22/08 2:45 PM
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I think Wicker Man should be exempt because it gave us the great line How'd it get burn?"
0 | 7/1/08 10:56 AM
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AARP bought this in bulk and will start mailing it in their welcome packages along with a brand new pair of blueblockers.
+1 | 6/19/08 2:03 PM
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Oh, wait. I thought we were talking about the c-word. Oh, well yea, that's wrong.
0 | 6/19/08 11:02 AM
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Gabe, can't you see, Charlie was just doing his part in using that word as way of dispelling all of it's negative connotation. And for that, there is no need to apologize.
+1 | 6/19/08 10:29 AM
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Geez, get with the times, Gabe. This is exactly how I make my fiber-rich breads.
+1 | 6/18/08 5:06 PM
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This is how he gets me. I see a shit me that he is starring in and I know it's shit but I think, Snatch was so good, I'll give it a try. Then, BAM, showered in shit. But that's it I am off JS movies. I mean it. I don't care how hot he looks.
0 | 6/18/08 1:51 PM
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What bothered me more than anything about the whole movie, besides the fact it looks like crap and they stole a title from a perfectly good camp movie and attached it to this (making me think I was getting a remake) but what really bothers me is I know good and goddamn well about .01% of the female prison population looks like those chicks.
0 | 6/18/08 10:57 AM
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Gabe, my brain is not computing Bai Ling = movie star. Just like not all porn actors are porn stars, not all movie actors are movie stars. Also, I could literally feel my brain cells collapsing on themselves as I watched that clip.
0 | 6/17/08 12:17 PM
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