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Liam Neeson seen Taken a piss.
The hardest moment Noah faced was being forced to bring only two root beers with him on the ark.
Whenever I see someone respond to explainer guy tries again!, I just think of their name with the suffix 'tries again!' Gobblegirl tries again!
Carly Rae Jepsen looks young enough to be a student in that classroom!
The bear thought he saw the kid who was messing with the lion.
More like Mitt-Romney Goselaar! I'm politically relevant?
Kids Fall Off The Darndest Things.
Aliens3 < Prometheus
TL;DR = TwitLonger ; Don't Read.
She's obviously not a committed member, then.
'Popsicle' is NOT how you say 'pocket book'. DUH, mom.
I've already made plans to go to his new casino, Comanches of the Carribean: The Curse of the White Man!
A leopard cannot change its spots; a lion cannot change its glass.
"If someone kisses you, smack them, Domestic abuse is A-O-K!" -- Donald Trump for The More You Know!
Stop calling me Surely!
Less like Robert Downer Jr.
I already saw it in January! I watched it with my computer who is 24 years younger than me. We met at Ag’eM’in’g’le The premiere club for older men seek younger computers to meet and watch Sherlock illegally.
I guess I should have guessed from her lesbian phase that Lindsay Lohan would get the steamed salmon.
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"Where will I go when I only have one eye?" -- Kelly
Are those medals on his wall or is his wall trying to shout? (!!!!!!!!!!!!)
So I just watched this episode online and for six minutes starting at minute 36 it turned into the Lifetime tv series the client list. I really thought my internet had taken LSD.
I think if this dude was on the plane, he really would have stopped 9/11.
"cdonsidered" ... "Nevermind" ... I CD what you did there!
I misread this as "Kim Kardashian Running for Mayor of Greendale." I hope she Changs her mind and does that instead.