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No, you will never ever know my real name. Never.
+10 | 7/29/11 4:05 PM
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Want souvenirs? I can get you a box of tiny metal masks for cheap.
+1 | 7/19/11 9:47 AM
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Instead the video I can only see a crude, white-on-black box saying "THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION". Still looks way better than the first season!
+4 | 7/19/11 9:42 AM
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I think that trampoline needs a bit more testicling.
+4 | 7/15/11 10:28 AM
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I can finally come out with my Topher Grace-covered buttcheek.
+25 | 7/14/11 2:35 PM
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How about driving his Porsche into a tree while drunk? Too soon?
+3 | 6/28/11 5:07 PM
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The only thing I can say is GREAT JOB, but not honestly, more like in a "referencing Tim & Eric" sorta way.
0 | 6/28/11 4:24 PM
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Something about the crowded freak-yolk scene in Rochdale.
0 | 6/27/11 10:50 AM
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I thought of one, but it's awful.
+2 | 6/27/11 9:46 AM
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I have no jokes with yolk, sorry.
+4 | 6/27/11 9:36 AM
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Wow, the guy from Willow, the guy from Portal 2 and the guy from Ghost Town! This just might turn out okay! Haha, just kidding, of course I recognize the director of Cemetery Junction.
+2 | 6/22/11 2:48 PM
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RT @ebertchicago Friends don't let friends tell them life was gonna be this way (clapclapclapclap).
+12 | 6/21/11 3:25 PM
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RT @ebertchicago Friends don't let jackasses give three stars for Garfield.
+18 | 6/21/11 3:12 PM
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If Twitter would have existed when Tupac was shot, Ebert would have tweeted FRIENDS DON'T LET NIGGAZ BE SHOT.
+20 | 6/21/11 2:55 PM
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Friends don't let friends drink and drive. I can get behind that.
+11 | 6/21/11 2:50 PM
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I just want VIGs to merge with PUAs to create a combustible, yet slimy lifestyle.
+1 | 6/21/11 12:44 PM
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I should not laugh, but I did, oh how I did.
+2 | 6/21/11 12:24 PM
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Friends don't let shark week die.
+2 | 6/21/11 12:14 PM
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More like total feltch.
+2 | 6/21/11 12:01 PM
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I guess I don't have to wonder anymore how the Turkish Eurodance Shadows would look. #ApacheConnection
+1 | 6/21/11 11:21 AM
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The whole thing reminds me when people were being sarcastic when Kanye's mom died of complications from plastic surgery. Like if some kind of whitewhine death can provide levity to the fact. Kanye can be a dick, but losing a mother is awful, no matter how. I honestly don't know where I was going with this.
+12 | 6/21/11 10:50 AM
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Yeah, I wonder how this would've went down on Tumblr. Ebert reblogs a news piece with his quip, Bam Margera reblogs it with a crying Dawson gif and a FUUUUU rageface, 19,451 notes easily. (yeah, I'm all for Team Tumblr)
+23 | 6/21/11 10:45 AM
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I don't think Ebert was joking. Or "joking" for that matter. That tweet is definitely not a joke.
+13 | 6/21/11 10:24 AM
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Got waaaay into reruns? http://gawker.com/5812973/kelsey-grammer-gets-hacked-sends-mass-email-that-his-ex+wife-smells-like-beef-jerky
0 | 6/17/11 11:26 AM
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You're thinking of Peter "Blue Balls" Perfect.
+3 | 6/17/11 11:20 AM
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What shows could have? I'm thinking Two And A Half Men and The Killing.
+5 | 6/17/11 10:58 AM
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I hope they'll make him do a wacky weed joke that leads into a penis joke. "Stop bogarting the joint, Weiner! Man, you're the wurst!" - Turtle "I can't do comedy" - Jarvis Cockblocker.
+5 | 6/17/11 10:52 AM
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maybe he's just trying to steer clear of the necropedo-police after saying he would fuck a dead kid in Hilarious.
+1 | 6/15/11 12:27 PM
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What a story it's going to be, Mark!
+4 | 6/13/11 11:29 AM
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