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the new *element* double duh
The new ad is called Starkonium. Duh.
I agree. This movie was the Daredevil of Iron Man movies. How bad is it when the best part of the movie is Tony Stark's snarky quips?
I want to give this a thousand upvotes. I've never seen such serentiy as in this gif
Those are the only friends he can get.
I've never seen dickishness to this level before and, being a dick myself, that's saying a lot.
All the roles he has done were stupid, douchey himbos. What is he going to do if he can't play those anymore? And who is going to play all the douchey himbos? Tom Cruise is on a religious jag too, I doubt he'd help.
Too late, someone beat you to it.
If someone asks you if you're a ______, you say yes!!
Richie, would you _____ my _____ for me please? Uh, sure...
I nominate Michael Cera for the worst actor of all time. Jesse Eisenberg, his doppleganger, should get a consolation (no)prize
Van Helsing was atrocious. I second the nomination.
"It's just there in the air, which is also a miracle. Breathing air is a miracle. Farting is a miracle"
Shaggy 2 Dope coming out of my crotch isn't what I would call a miracle, more like an unwanted growth.
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"I have learned that I can get women despite my froggy face."
Ellen DeGeneres is a horrible fake name.
Is this how far we've come to be shocking? What's next; pissing on the seat? "It's not illegal to gang rape each other on the NYC subway...as far as we know"
I fucking hate babies. Little shit machines. Who would pay to see this garbage? I'd rather burn my money.
Also there's a lot less (literal) shit and a lot more (metaphorical) fecal matter in these shows.
Waitaminit...I saw that guy delivering my pizza. Now he's a doctor? Talk about not real!
Straight outta Opa Locka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkAdMoZeDcY&feature=player_embedded
I felt like I was at an after school conference and my favorite teacher was "disappointed in me" and "sees my potential". I'm ashamed.
"Hi girls!" "Hi Dad" "What have you girls been talking about?" "About periods, daddy" "That's my cue to get the fuck out of here."
"Blood comes out of my body from an opening between my legs. That about sums it up. No need to watch the rest of the video. Do you have any more questions, Downs-syndrome looking daughter?"
This cracks me up
I can't wait for this zombie trend to die out
I hope he doesn't find out about my avatar. He'll never read my comments again.
Is that all you want to do Gary Larson is CAUSE PAIN!!! If you run this cartoon I'll do something. I don't know what I'll do but I'll do something....I think. I've enjoyed your fat, nearsighted kid jokes for many years but I will never read your comic strip again!
A good supply of body bags...and anti bacterial lotion...and handiwipes, and maybe some chapstick. It's best to plan ahead.
The "Get to the Choppa" ones are the best
Reality tv is for mediocre people can feel good about laughing at lesser people. Perfect for Sarah Palin,
Please tell them I'm coming and I'm bringing some unpleasant circumstances.