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That robot is such a pervert!
I hope he remembers to watch out for that bus!
But he was the number 1 draft pick in my fantasy rappers league.
That's Captain Steve to you! Show some respect.
You know your sporting event is going to feature some first-class athletes when the best guy in the league can't put down his cigarette for two minutes to film a promo. Get this guy to the Olympics, stat!
He had me at "I feel like Gretchen Weiners."
This guy definitely knows what you're talking about: http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID15166/images/Jay_Leno_boston_whdh(8).jpg
2:08 was such an unexpected treat.
You are not alone! I was also on a jump rope team, except that our song of choice was "Good Vibrations" and I would double-dutch while jumping on a Pogo-Ball. The '90s!
I upvoted you from jail (which is where I had to go after watching that).
Someone with a time machine?
Word. Terrifying, terrifying word.
This man knows what "atrophy" means?!?
Mike Dexter! (I like to imagine he cleaned up his act, became an astronaut and married Liz Lemon in her dreams because I am sad.)
I sincerely hope the next news report shows some enterprising bully breaking the world record for atomic wedgies.
What's that one where the women are all nagging shrews who just won't let their husbands have fun with the boys? I love that one.
Is that the same as the one with the guy who isn't here to make friends?
"Homosexuality is an abomination," Adam Hood "Girl, that scarf is an abomination!" me
"Take it easy, Dale. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while."
Dairy Queen of the Damned
You had me at "mermaid pirates."
Denim shirts? I've got just the guy for you. http://cdn-www.greencar.com/images/jay-leno/jay-leno-lead.jpg
Years of thorough, thorough research....so much research
MacDonalds just got upgraded from a "Sell" to a "Do Not Buy"
If Whoopi were doing these videos they'd have to be broken up into nine segments because she pees her pants every 60 seconds. FACT.
I appreciate your use of the word "crotchety."
Elizabeth Banks totally looks like Katherine Heigl in this movie
"My pleasure...NOT!" My boyfriend has the best manners.
I can't tell if his face is red from all the rage or if he's been playing fast and loose with his sunscreen application. A little SPF 60 and a wide-brimmed hat are a ginger's best friends, real talk.
I thought it was going to be a reality show about Olivia Wilde training for the Boston Marathon.
At 0:27 it appears that you get to "experience the drama of dating" and domestic violence!