Comments from Johnny

finally, somebody's stickin it to fat people
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February 15, 2010 on Operation Kevin Smith Drop
inglorious hamsters sucks and isn't funny at all. just sayin
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February 12, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
well okay they were actually kinda crappy but still
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February 12, 2010 on The Videogum Valentine’s Day Card Collection
boooo, i made two awesome ones and they are not there : (
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February 12, 2010 on The Videogum Valentine’s Day Card Collection
i had the titular line in get him to the greek "i just can't wait to get him to the greek" it got cut.
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February 12, 2010 on SPOILER ALERT: I Know How Get Him To The Greek Ends
i am really confused as to why he has so few followers. i mean, look at this great content he provides us (and at the low, low price of free.99!): Have a great day, everybody. I am heading into town.
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February 11, 2010 on Videogum Everywhere: The Kelsey Grammer Twitter Mission
mtv: quit acting like you don't like it
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February 9, 2010 on MTV Needs A New Tagline, Team!
im down with ask marilyn, which make it all the more depressing when i search through the parade for it, only to find that it's been relegated to two 1/3 columns on non-consecutive odd number pagers. seriously, is that shitty "magazine" paper super expensive or something? we can't do what it takes to give marilyn vos savant the space she needs?
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February 9, 2010 on A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk?
Howard the Duckling
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
2 Cute 2 Docile
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
White Puppies Can't Jump Without Falling Down In a Cute Way That Doesn't Seriously Injure Them
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February 8, 2010 on Best New Party Game 16
im as dorky midwestern as they come, and i've never spoken to a british person in my life, and i could understand them just fine. maybe you guys are early onset hearing lossgum
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February 1, 2010 on Cemetery JunctionTrailer, You Guys
i really feel like the iPad is going to usher in a whole new era of menstrual blood jokes
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January 27, 2010 on Apple iPad Open Thread
HIS WIFE IS THEIR ALL-TIME BEST SELLER fuck, i think i did that wrong
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December 11, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
UPVOTE (this one's going to do it for you, i can feel it)
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December 11, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
hey guys does anyone want to look at this chart i made that says i'm awesome?
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December 11, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
in all honesty, it would sort of be the most amazing thing ever if gabe put on a meetup for the website he blogs at and one of you monsters showed up and pulled his pants down.
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December 8, 2009 on Who Would Like Some Pizza And/Or To Be A Videogum Intern?
INTERESTING FACT: if you are going to make a tv show that is FMADBMAD, you should not put it on at the same time as Monday Night Football. Because duh.* *tribute to Gabe, I don't usually talk like this.
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December 8, 2009 on Men Of A Certain Age Is Surprisingly Decent For A Bunch Of Grandpas!
this is a must-watch if only for the slow jamz version of the koopa troopa beach song from mario kart that comes in at 3:15.
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December 7, 2009 on Women Be Shootin’ (And Then Shoppin’)
no goodbye from me, i'm just going to happily follow you to your other sited. good work here, though.
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
"Have you ever been to one of those websites where a chick pops up and talks to you about how great the site is while you furiously hunt for the X button?" i think i understand your question, lindsay, and the answer is yes, i have been to a porn site before. do they have these on other kinds of sites?
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June 26, 2009 on Which Former Beauty Queen Should Be Videogum’s New Spokeschick?
i love you lindsay please have a good last day also, i would give some thought to seeking out another job instead of just retiring if i were you. it seems like you might run out of money or something.
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June 26, 2009 on That’s It, I’m Retiring After Today
that kid is lucky he's still 11. as soon as he turns whatever age it is that you become responsible for liking horrible pop culture, i'm going to punch him in the face.
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June 25, 2009 on Megan Fox’s “Sweet Boy” Found
EUGENE LEVY: Refusing to Turn Down Any Role Since 1998
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June 25, 2009 on We Need To Talk About Gooby
lindsay and i have very similar taste in butts
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June 24, 2009 on Is This What All 50 Cent Videos Are Like?
this one may be trying too hard
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June 22, 2009 on The Videogum Movie Club: Year One
i'm pretty sure maher has a "superhead or better" policy, and i don't think meghan mccain qualifies as either.
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June 22, 2009 on Meghan McCain Is A Great Person To Be The Best Person The Republicans Have