I am sad to say this may be my choice for the worst movie of all time for two reasons.
1) recognizing this film as the polar end of anything is contradictory to its outstanding mediocrity.
2) I paid money to see this movie in a theatre in high school, and something about it (perhaps its pulse-pounding narrative, its shocking revelations about life and the human condition, or maybe just the choreography) decided to trigger my mind's inevitable decline into panic disorder.
aka I had my first panic attack while seeing this film and I haven't been able to go into a movie theatre since. :( I broke the proverbial bad movie mirror, maybe next year, after 7 years of bad luck, I'll be able to see The Revenge of Kitty Galore in theatres!!
"It is surprising how consistent this show has been despite its exponential rise to success".. I disagree. they are now caricatures of what their characters once were, and it's so annoying sometimes to just hear them talk in high voices over each other. but, I do think the premise of the show and thus the show itself to be overall enjoyable and hilarious
"Oh god where do I even begin? I came out sometime in the 1980s. Then I heard "Losing My Religion" by REM in 1991, and my love for the 90s was born. I grew up in that decade and I really love the carefreeness of it and the awesome pop culture that went a lot with it much more compared to now. Oh god! I'm going to be like those fucking dads that I hate who can't stop talking about the 70s and how great they were...god dammit! This is how my mind works by the way I'm literally just typing what's going through my it.
Anyway, I write crappy pop songs and I go to school for Political Science. I want to get a PhD mainly in Asian Politics and become a Professor. I love politics, but I also love making fun of them. I have a really fucked up sense of humor that makes me numb to most things in life. Therefore, people consider me an asshole which I am okay with.
I really only like talking to people that I can carry an intellectual conversation with. This leads me to my next failed endeavor. The females in my life have been anything but par. As a matter of fact, every women I have ever come into contact with on an intimate level has either been a fucking psycho, an opposite of not whorish, a weetard, out of my league, occupied, or some combination of...just pick and chose if you'd like.
I consider myself a realist in life.This means I'm very pessimistic towards life and politics and religions. If you don't like that you probably will want to hit me in the eye so please don't...I hate both sides, that being the left and the right of ideologies. How about you people start thinking for yourselves; okay?
Well this whole thing has really gone downhill so I guess I should end it. I'll leave off with a quote..."I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse, I'm a nasty nigga - when you pass me, nigga look me in my eyes, tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die""
- this guy
the universe is beautiful. something like, a new woman that I was gonna date. you're dark, and you're massive, and you have a black hole. and all of those elements I want to explore, just like you would explore on a new date.
Stewart is clearly doing her research and embracing the era during which Jett became a force, so it'll be interesting to see what other shirts she rolls out.
clearly doing her research on bands after being inspired by a haircut. why do I bother to work in music anymore.
that isn't even a literal translation of that sentence! how does that happen! literal english translation (as performed by me)
Risks of sexting. When an image yours leaves from your phone, you lose the control over her forever. You can end in the internet to the sight of everyone or in your phone of people you dont want.
when the robot revolution inevitably occurs, I'm staying away from yahoo!bots
yes, to the hermione thing. I hated her infinitely less in this film, she must have watched her previous performance and realized how jim carrey she was getting. she is cute and I like her again. also, girl has balls for boarding blind at university.
aside from that, I felt like I had no idea what the hell happened. I've read all the books and it just seems very cheap to me. it seemed like a very short movie with very little content, but it was a very long movie! very little character depth in this film. am I alone here?
I am going to read the books again in order to fall back into my "please let magic be real" reality and pretend I'm not 21 years old.
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