you guys remember that movie "dave" with kevin kline?
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do magazines ever get delivered in clear plastic bags? to protect them from rain and to double as barf depositories? is the medical community at all concerned with the heightened level of stress and vomit in any doctors' waiting rooms keeping this shitstorm in stock?
what a bitch.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I CAN'T LOOK AT A RACCOON WITH ITS FACE STUCK IN A PEANUT BUTTER JAR WITHOUT WATCHING AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR STAIN REMOVER FIRST.
Videogum paywall, please!
ok guys great idea for a movie:
two strong male lead characters struggle for years to finish their screenplay with no success. they vow to take a month off from writing to refocus their energy (a hall pass from work, if you will. that's what hall pass is about, right? i didn't see it because i don't have time for hall passes) on other areas of their lives. in their time off they both fall in love with the same waitress (a strong, young female lead, preferably michelle rodriguez because someone should really give her the chance to do something that doesn't involve her shooting something or getting shot, right? oh wait absolutely not that woman sucks so much. i paid to see S.W.A.T., but i guess that's not her fault) at some shitty coffee shop (which they are somehow never at at the same time, because in LA the curfews are staggered). this, of course, sparks both of their imaginations (a love story! with young people! CREATIVE young people! and coffee! its like "friends" meets "wings" on the big screen, but without the airport or anything about pilots or whatever wings was about, but do people like wings? never seen it.) and gets the creative juices flowing. so, independently, both maddeningly and relentlessly pump out screenplays on their own (breaking the hall pass promise!!!). when they see each other they refuse to tell each other about their movies for fear of insulting the other, and out of the agonizing guilt that racks each of them for breaking their best-friend's-promise, they burn the screenplays in the end. tragedy. a plague on both your studios.
my point, here, is that forcing yourself NOT to be productive can have its adverse effects, giving you the opposite of what you intended. be wary of gabe's edict: you might just end up getting inspired and writing a screenplay. thankfully, it'll probably be worth nothing more than a pile of ashes in the end, but good for you.
i just can't be the only person who read "fart club" when they first saw the post headline. right?
do you guys want to start a fart club? darn tootin'!
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