Holden: You're in a dessert aisle, walking along, when all of a sudden...
Leon: Is this the test now?
Holden: Yes. You're in a dessert aisle, walking along and all of a sudden you look down and...
Leon: What one?
Holden: What?
Leon: What dessert aisle?
Holden: It doesn't make any difference what dessert aisle. It's completely hypothetical.
Leon: Well, how come I'd be there?
Holden: Maybe you're fed up, maybe you wanna eat dessert, Who knows. You look down and you see a parfait, Leon.
Leon: Parfait? What's that?
Holden: You know what yogurt is? Same thing.
Small correction, at the end of Hannah Takes the Stairs, the characters are playing trumpets in the bathtub, not saxophones. Also...... that was no guy, that was me! King Curtis!
Maybe I have Stockholm Syndrome, but I am enjoying the fuck out of this final season of The Office. The Jim and Pam thing makes sense to me because Jim's never really cared about his job before and Pam fell in love with him and now Jim is totally occupied with his new job and it's different and Pam doesn't want it. That happens all the time. I laughed out loud so many times last night. Andy was acting like Michael Scott more than ever and it made me think that the job is cursed or something, that no matter who becomes the manager there, they will turn into Michael Scott. And the second Breaking Bad cameo of the evening? Brilliant! I couldn't stop laughing. And Meredith and Daryl only had a couple lines but they were hilarious. And Toby? And Gabe? And Dwight's Aunt? Come on. The Office killed it last night.
Also, I thought Lena Dunham looked pretty hot playing ping pong.
I had a pork chop for lunch and the entire time I was eating it, the TV in the bar was showing footage of that cruise ship where everybody is pooping in bags and every time I looked at the screen it said "feces" or "putrid" or "walking through sewage" and yet I still ate my pork chop because pork chops are delicious.
I was smiling through the whole thing, but the ending with the silence and the uploader's comment made me laugh out loud so hard that I'm now crying and my head hurts.
When I think about the NBC brass getting together to talk about Leno, I imagine one of them making a joke about Leno hiding in the supply closet, and then they all laugh, and then one of them goes to check. And then they all laugh again.
Truestorygum! I used to be a limo driver, and one day I had a pickup for 6 people who wanted to go to San Diego and they all worked on Saved By the Bell - the New Class and one of them was Mario Lopez's cousin who, when booking the limo, asked for a "cool driver" and I being the only driver under the age of 60 was assigned the pickup. When I arrived they started placing boxes of booze in the trunk and asked if I knew where they were going. "San Diego?" I said. Mario Lopez's cousin laughed and slapped me on the shoulder, "Tijuana!" I tried to tell him that I couldn't take the limo out of the country, but he assured me that we'd park at the border and walk across. When we got down there, I offered to stay with the limo, but they all insisted that I come with them, like, super-drunk insisted where you can't say no, so I walked across the border with them and we went to a nightclub where Mario Lopez was standing on the bar, dancing and pouring tequila down everyone's throat, including mine. They kept trying to get me to do more shots, and I kept reminding them that I was driving them all home. We ended up almost getting arrested because one of them brought a beer outside, but we made it back to the limo where everyone immediately passed out and I had to drive back two hours, in the 5am fog, completely exhausted, listening to Mario Lopez's cousin snore. Also we got back three hours past the time they paid for, so I had to lie to my boss and say we got back at 2. Fun times!
When I was in the 5th grade, I was being a smart ass and a 6th grader told me to shut up, and I said, "What are you gonna do? Hit me?" and as I was saying the words "hit me" he punched me in the nose and I saw stars, but it made me what I am today...a coward!
I love Deadwood. I named my bowling ball "piss puddle" after that time Calamity Jane woke up and realized she was sleeping in a piss puddle and told the lady from Treme, "Must not've seen that when seating myself." So good. I also like how some of the characters always say, "Anyway..." when things get weird. And I like how some of the actors play different parts. Deadwood is awesome!
Oh jeez, I don't know anything aout this Blu-ray you speak of, but I can ask around. As far as the finale goes, I'm glad you liked it, topknot! I don't want to spoil anything, but here's the first panel from the season 5 premiere:
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o289/kentosborne1/season5.jpg
ALSO, back to the Dan Harmon pilot, it was co-created by the voice of Lemongrab! Ehh?
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