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One more Cremonese luthier pun and then Amati here.
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Notice that this post now appears just above "Q&A with Intelligent Christians" on the main page. YUP, 100% TOTAL SANCTITY UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER. Good thing the queers can't get in on THIS action!!
Great fartjoke minds fartjoke alike.
omg noooooo the headline is supposed to be BREAKING WIND NEWS a rare miss
Word. Zooey Deschanel may be a "worthwhile object for the male gaze" but Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a worthwhile object for the MALE GAYS, AM I RIGHT FELLAS
Um you guys, I just went on an upvoting spree up there.
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/10/26/ron-paul-supporter-w.html One of the guys pinning her down wore an actual DON'T TREAD ON ME button as he did so. …OF COURSE.
By "Great minds," Steve, I assume you mean "I am a PLAGIARIST COMMENTATOR!!!!" Or possibly "[SOME OTHER IRKSOME CATCHPHRASE]!!!!"
I'm going to go ahead and say what no-one else is thinking, which is that I am looking at that picture of Martin Freeman right now, and I want to dress him up in silk shirts and leather vests, stick a pipe in his mouth, and have him speak in musical riddles, WITH MY PANTS OFF. That is all.
Whatever cloud Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King are watching this from, I'm sure they're SUPER STOKED that their struggle and sacrifice have given this guy the excuse he needs to rant against Muslims.
Whoa, I can't believe I slept on this post for like three whole days. This was incredible. MOAR PLS
That's why there's cat hair all over MY pants. I'm not a sad weird gay man who talks to his cat. I'm a SECURITY EXPERT.
I think that has something to do with his YIKESbrows. EASY ON THE TWEEZIE, GENTLEMEN!
Chalk up yet another win for Soft "Dirty Gabe" Gabe.
wait what that was supposed to be a link to the oh dammit I screwed it up anyway anyway give to oxfam.
Actually, a good VIDEOGUM EVERYWHERE CHALLENGE would be to donate an amount of money to Oxfam (again that's oxfamamerica.org ) that equals how much you fucking hate TMZ. I'm actually poor as hell right now but maybe I'll pop over and Paypal them something to stop somebody out there from starving to death. THESE GUYS know what I'm talking about. Oh wait no, they don't. BUT THESE GUYS ACTUALLY DO, IN FACT, KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
I'm with you! Log out, MacKindergarten. Log out.
Yeah you know who else wrote puns? Well there's WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, the greatest writer who ever lived, he freaking LOVED puns, and so I gave him a call and and he'd like to add a few words to this discussion. http://web4.twitpic.com/img/167302816-100002d165ed1154ad95cc4878d4ccd9.4c9d2d70-full.jpg So, I think there's your answer, underweareyes, IF INDEED THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.
Patrick M you are on FIRE today.
Yeah, that's okay, we all just figured you were a JERK, who goes around telling people their jokes are obvious. Srsly tho? Cranberry pear jam sounds pretty amazing.
So THAT'S why DeMille needed Norma Desmond's car! [long, awkward silence] HELLO?? SUNSET BOULEVARD?? IT'S A MOVIE?? JESUS PEOPLE
Geez, I just don't "get" M.I.A.'s new stuff.
Hang on, do we—yes, I think we have some footage of Casey Affleck going away.
Man, I can't believe I counted out all 998 Fs only to have them cut off by the edge of the page.
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I vote History of Violence. I think it's flawed in some really interesting ways, as opposed to Eastern Promises, which is just a really good movie with an unsatisfying end.
Werttrew, I read your comment, and then I stood up and began to sing "America the Beautiful," with tears in my eyes, and then the cat ran into the other room really fast, and then I put some pants on and made a pot of tea.
YES to all of the above. You guys have named two of the O'Connor stories that totally scrambled my brains as a kid. I'll quietly add "Temple of the Holy Ghost" to the list, if there's anybody here who hasn't read it.
"This ain't no good-ass working-class organization"
hahahahahhahahahahaha midgets high fiving and doing backflips
You guys, you guys, I know this is off topic, but have you seen the poster for the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival? Look at all that sellout's sponsors! I'm worried he's in the pocket of BIG LAFFS.