"Sweetheart, tonight I wanted to do something special. We've been together for about four months now, and, well, I'm the happiest I've ever been. So with that in mind, I've got this cake for you. Be careful eating it though, it's got a surprise in it, and I don't want you to hurt yourself or anything..."
"...honey!"
(BOOM)
"HAHAHAHA oh man priceless!"
Actually, my girlfriend's birthday is today. I had NO idea what to do, but now I'm calling the restaurant ahead of time to make sure this happens. Girlfriends love exploding cakes, right?
And here we are. Full circle. I'm not going to make a Gary joke yet, but now I know. I'll be waiting. Watching. Commenting. A silent wit (or not). Until I am needed.
(Also, thanks!)
I got yelled at by a drunk accordion player for not giving him money once. I was looking out the window listening to music on my headphones and all of a sudden my world turned into nothing but stale brandy breath and accordions. Basically what I'm saying is, I feel you, bro.
"Save the postal service! We're in trouble! Mail more letters! We're trying here!"
"Someone needs to fix this amazing shortage of Simpson's stamps."
"SPEND ALL THE MONEY"
Nooooooooooooooooooooo don't listen to them. It's amazing. I've read it twice, and I shall continue reading it at least once every two to three years for the rest of my life.
Nailed it. I was actually pointing that out to my coworker. I think the kid on the left probably started hamming it up, too. Still. Pain and suffering, etc.
I had to google this to make sure it wasn't posted already. It was too perfect. I ended up reading racist comments on YouTube and feeling depressed about humanity. Honestly, that was my own fault.
So, all the millions of dollars, from women and their families who want to but can't get pregnant, spent on any other method of fertilization (IVF, etc.) is just a waste? The "moralism" argument of "the sufferer is at least partly to blame" seems to point that way. Which, of course, is just so much standard bullshit.
After I finished the last trailer, I definitely listened to one of the suggested videos: "Tomorrow Never Knows" MONO MIX. Excellent recommendation, YouTube. Would YouTube again, A++++++.
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