Comments

Does this mean a Family Guy porno is inevitable?
I'm just surprised that after four beatings, Brian still can't make up his mind. But he certainly isn't voting for Family Guy. Good for him.
on 
Well, I think this looks kinda fun. Sorry that they haven't delivered your "serious" werewolf movie yet. Wait, what? I guess we will forever live in the shadow of The Monster Squad.
I liked when the two blue things touched heads, saying "Our love is forbidden, our blue love." Also, again with the mechs?
Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. That way there's less dialogue and more dancing(ninjas).
Does it seem like Letterman gives up around #8?
Bullshit! That gun isn't crazy or big enough to be Liefield's work. You probably just hate pouches.
Why have your friends experienced this and never taken you along? It's R.Kelly on a trash can! Go get a picture with the man.
At first you think, "kinda neat". Then the thought of how many times he would have had to listen to this song sinks in. Then you just feel really sad. I mean, how impressive is it to lipsynch to garbage? I mean, Will.I.Am can actually sing this song, so it's not THAT impressive.
This is the first I had heard of Kate Moss having a hysterectomy. Thanks for the update.
Does Jared Hess feel locked into the goofy shirt meme? Does he worry that his hardcore fan(s) will disown him if one of his characters wears normal clothes? That's all I got out of this. Oh, Same Rockwell is great in Moon. Too bad about this.
The video gives me too much to love. I'll start with the "o-leave oil".
No birth certificate questions? I thought Weaver played hardball.
Leaving the water on at the end seems a bit on the nose, but the dead body in the pool is the masterstroke.
I saw G.I. Joe. It was actually better than I expected, in that nothing could be worse than Terminator Salvation and Transformers 2. The action was actually coherent and the dialogue was over pretty quickly, to get back to the action quicker. Most importantly, Sienna Miller is insanely hot as a murderous bespectacled brunette. That's how she should have done Factory Girl.
And the Judge finds in favor of SHUT IT DOWN.
That website blew my mind out the back of my head. My day is ruined.
Why throw away something so Hi-larious? "Hey Bob, check out this stupid-ass business card this guy just gave me. I'm putting it up on the bulletin board for everyone to see. You wanna get lunch?"
I've been watching The Sopranos a lot lately, so I kept seeing the orange cat as Tony, and the other cat as every other character on the show. In a good way.
I love all those skinny 90210 whores. Especially the ones who break into their teacher's house to blame him for her breakup. Oh no. I've said too much.
I'm tired of Chuck as the dumb rube. The guy was always outsmarting everyone, but end up an orphan with only Lily as a parental figure, and suddenly you're the stupidest guy on the show.
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead. That way you'll have something to do, provided you die in Denver.