Maris Kreizman

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Slaughterhouse 90210: Summer Movies

[Ed. note: Maris Kreizman has her own blog called Slaughterhouse 90210 that delightfully (DELIGHTFULLY!) pairs images from movies and TV with powerful quotes from contemporary…

Maris Kreizman | July 11, 2011 - 3:30 pm

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I have always giggled and smiled in the face of awkwardness/weirdness, and I hate that about myself. If this ever happened to me, I hope I would have the wherewithal to scream "BACK THE FUCK OFF" and apply a swift kick to the nuts.

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Thanks for the welcome! I hope you and this other Maris are happy, whatever your relationship status.

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July 11, 2011 on Slaughterhouse 90210: Summer Movies

I've always dreamed of starring in an eponymous Frasier spin-off!

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July 11, 2011 on Slaughterhouse 90210: Summer Movies

Network: reality TV is awesome.

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July 7, 2011 on Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies

Fatal Attraction: Woman makes beautiful love in an elevator with her handsome co-worker. Co-worker then denies their love and refuses to leave wife, child, bunny.

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July 7, 2011 on Best New Party Game 56: Antagonist Movies