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No, no. I meant that he has to put food on his children as well as on the rest of us. Let's pray for a "The Happening" sequel (let's not pray for a "The Happening" sequel). Anyway, just kidding, Gabe. Can you review "Rock Star" next?
Good God, what horrible music. In 2019, I will be playing this track at parties between "Dancing Queen" and Bell Biv Devoe's "Poison."
Please stop criticizing movies that star my namesake, or the guy who used to be my namesake, or the guy who was in that one good movie where he had a big wiener, or however we are supposed to think of him now. He has to put food on his children just like the rest of us.
"John and Kate Plus Hate." Bwah.
"Bad Lieutenant". Oh but wait: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxB0yXfpQZ8&feature=player_embedded
"When there's no underbrush, the tree looks taller."
They should give Ben Stiller a Generatin' Another Shitty Movie Award. (zing?)
Add Letters to Cleo's "Here and Now" as the soundtrack and I'm in.
Alternative Kennedy might have been born later than 616 Kennedy. (And if you get that 616 reference, then, wow.)
I wonder if the Joshua Jackson that died when he was a kid could act.
"Greed is pretty good." -- Wall Street "I feel the need, the need for greed." -- Wall Street
Also: "That's your super ex-girlfriend." - My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Also: "I'm hanging up." - Hanging Up
"How she move?" --How She Move
Wow do I ever like Juliet and sure hope you're right. She could survive in a Desmond-with-failsafe situation as you suggest, or through a the-nuke-sends-all-their-asses-back-to-2007 type situation (where she and Sayid are both implausibly saved by Jack's medical prowess). Sadly, though, Elizabeth Mitchell has a role in ABC's "V" remake, which has has been picked up for next season, so the odds are we won't be seeing much of Juliette next season. Me = sad.
... with Hurley as their be-thonged houseboy.
Gabe, you forgot to talk about that scene where that one girl was on the phone and then she hung up.
I am pretty sure I saw "Bulworth" at the theater. Because I know I've seen it and Netflix screw-ups hadn't been invented yet when I saw it. WTF, me? Anyway, to continue my trend of nominating a different movie every week that nobody else has ever even mentioned in this regard: "Wedding Crashers." Comedies are not supposed to make you want to walk out into traffic. QED.
If she's serious about working on getting bored, there's a certain interview in "Glamour" that I recommend she read.
Jacob is Nikki and Paulo [crosses fingers].
(With respect:) Didn't she decide to get on the sub because it was decided by Nerd Who Is Suddenly Head Nerd that she would get on the sub? [Also: I really don't mind Kate, but then I am neither a woman nor a heterosexual man, so.]
No, no, no. Come 2 What 2 May 2 (2).
Big ups, neoteny. Motherhood, not so much.
At least I now know how to say "I know you did not use my pen" the next time I am from Africa.
The question is, WHEN are McG's and Michael Bay's penises?
"Crash" (not the Cronenberg one, which was bad enough, but the Oscar winner). Here is my experience of watching "Crash": 1. Oh that movie just won "Best Picture," better NetFlix it. 2. (Watches "Crash.") 3. Oh that was about racism and starred Matt Dillon, it must have been good. 4. (Goes to sleep and wakes up the next morning.) 5. What the hell was wrong with me, that was a terrible move.
Ha! RIP Daniel Hairaday.
How about... "Lost in Translation: Young starlet forgets her deodorant."
I would prefer a "family Guy" where Chris gets cast as a contestant on "Bromance."
Hi Carrie -- Thanks for your thoughts. This reply will be ultra-quick b/c I am about to rush off to work. It seems to me that you are running together two types of question: metaphysical questions about what there is / how things are, and epistemological questions about what humans are capable of knowing. I completely agree with you on the epistemological front. Every human being is fallible about everything he or she believes; even the necessary truths of simple arithmetic cannot be grasped infallibly, without risk of error, by any of us (e.g., most of us have made mistakes balancing our check books). But that epistemological claim does not imply anything about whether the truths of simple arithmetic are somehow dependent on what an individual or a group of individuals thinks. Two plus two = four in every possible world; it is a necessary truth, and it is so whether or not anyone believes it. Now, the claim that God exists is (despite what some philosophers, e.g., Anselm, have claimed) not a necessary truth. But if it is true, it is true independently of what anyone thinks. Whether God exists is not up to us. It is true that no human has an infallible grasp on questions about God's existence. But that does not imply that God's existence is a subjective matter. (I'm an atheist, BTW; my point is that, if I'm wrong about God not existing, then I am objectively wrong). Re: the child-torture example: you are right that we believe that it's wrong because we were brought up in a certain culture. But that does not imply that it is not objectively true that it is wrong to torture children (we believe that the earth is round because we were brought up in a certain culture, but that does not imply that the earth isn't really round; people who believe that it is flat are mistaken). We have no infallible grasp on moral claims. Still, many of our beliefs, including our less controversial ones, are (I maintain) objectively true. Pointing out that those beliefs result from inculturation does go to show that they can be mistaken (an epistemological claim); but it does not go to show that they are never objectively true (a metaphysical claim). (While you are correct that many many philosophers would reject (parts of) what I am saying, many others would agree with me, even on the child-torture claim. There are plenty of us moral realists out there. But all that is beside the point. Not all philosophers agree on everything, and even were they do to so, they might still be wrong about it.) Oh, hey, cool, there's a new "Lost" on tonight.
Hi Michael. Here are two counter-examples to your claim. 1. Kidnapping, raping, torturing and killing a two-year-old human being is absolutely morally wrong. On occasion we find some psychopath who disagrees with this, but such people are mistaken. This counter-example applies against your claim, if by "absolute" you "universally true." 2. If God (i.e., an all-knowing, all-powerful creator of the universe) exists, then the fact that he (she, it, whatever) exists is an objective fact, not dependent on what you or I or Deepak Chopra thinks about it. If God does not exist, then the fact that he (etc.) does not exist is an objective fact, independent of what anyone thinks about it. This counter-example applies against your claim if by "absolute" you mean true whether or not anybody believes it. I hope that's not too intellectual for you, LOL, etc.
Everyone please stop complaining. The Amazon editors who put this together obviously know what they are talking about. Maybe you have never personally asked yourself the question, "What is the only indie rock record that is better than 'The Last Match' and yet worse than 'The Ugly Organ'?" but clearly the only even semi-plausible answer is "The Sea and the Bells." So get over yourselves.
Jesus would totally win "Dancing with the Stars."
So if "Robot Chicken" is preempted, what am I going to watch at midnight to make myself really really angry?
Because I would like many many ups, I will also voice my disdain for Vivian Girls' inclusion on this list: "Vivian Girls? WTFuck?"
This trailer reminds me of every relationship I've ever had with a person whom I later found out was dead but whose mind and spirit still exists within a computer and virtual reality FAIL.
You guys all have constitutions of iron; I only made it to :44.