Aren't they tired? I do not know Jon and Kate, but just seeing them on magazines and online and all that crap is exhausting FOR ME. Aren't they ever just like, "Man, I am so sick of me? I'm gonna relax for a while." Please, seriously, go away and nap.
Good work Gabe! I will not see this ever. I think there should be a category for white people movies called, "My Automatic Starter Isn't Working and Other Terrible Things." The terrible things being these types of movies, of course. Maybe you've suffered enough though Gabe.
Truth. I wish they would do a Battle of the Network Stars esque competition show with the Housewives. Events could be coupon clipping, pumping gas, etc.
So they finally made the Aquaman movie! He is so Aquaman! He has spandex on under his skin!
I will see this, I'm just going to cry the entire time. Animals really get to me, like when Fievel Mousekewitz gets separated from his family!
Agreed. In 2012, it will be the end of its 6th season. Six seasons is good for me and I adore that show. Everytime I hug somebody I think, "Hugging....so ethnic."
I love that everything has progressed with the exception of Cheez Doodles. That damn packaging is exactly the same.
Gabe, your description of the current appearance of Madonna is the best thing I've read all day.
Revolutionary Road was the most exhausting movie I've ever seen. Seriously. When it was over, I was very worn out. Make sure you warm up before you watch it.
In other news, can Jon Hamm wear a hat or can Jon Hamm wear a hat?! So pleased this show will be back in my life. Don't throw any more chickens Pete!
Eddie Murphy is SO MAD that he didn't get to make this first! Is it weird that I feel like Eddie Murphy has made and remade this type of movie 5 times? I think he's doing it again soon.
Get ready to vote me down.
I like her. I went to one of her shows and she made me laugh. The first thing she said was, "Miley Cyrus is a whore." I can't argue with that. Yes, she is no longer D-List, but I love her mom and her mom's box of wine.
I'm sorry.
Agreed. I cannot believe how little he has aged! Also, Kelly and Screech, who do you think you're kidding. Get on board! I also would like Max from The Max who mysteriously disappeared to show up as well.
I feel like Big Headphones are becoming the universal sign for "Crazy Putty." Technology is moving along, but you refuse to change, you ragamuffin! Danger!
I would like to nominate Little Black Book. Memories of that movie give me PTSD, but with less toilet paper in storage.
I am offended that the girl in the video moved into her dorm with all of her things fitting perfectly in a VW Bug. Obviously she was a terrible roommate for not bringing a mini-fridge and deserved to get knocked up and sleeved.
Gabe, you are the best.
I watched this last night and was so grossed out by her. She mentioned at least twice that her kids call Jay-Z "Uncle Jay" and that he is a family friend. WE GET IT GWYNETH! Your life is effing glorious and you believe you have street cred. This just in, your husband looks like a Revolutionary War Minute Man reject. I wish celebrities would just understand that just because your job is "awesome" does not make you particularly unique, it just makes your job unique. I'm gonna go back to the children I teach and watch them eat white foods not featured on GOOP. Shudder Gwyneth!
Can he make a movie about that? A guy who just headbutts people who are the worst? I would give that film my money many times over. Murray would do it with such ease.
Teresa also said that "gay" was her husband's favorite word and she smiled and giggled as she said this. Are you kidding me? Enjoy living in your tickity tack "Dream Home" made from John's "honest living" at his "construction business" and not a money laundering front! I wish Bill Murray would headbutt them too.
Gabe I love your recaps.
He ended a sentence with "see." That makes me feel that he is going to sell me snake oil out the wagon he drives from town to town or a newspaper from the 1920's. Icky.
I'm going to assume this is a parody b/c I have to.
I'm oddly proud of Conan. I watched the debut smiling ear to ear the whole time thinking, "He did it. The guy who had the 'Inappropriate' sketch is now the host of The Tonight Show. Whoa." Keep in mind, I do not know this man, nor does he know me. Still proud.
All in all, I thought it was a great debut and he'll get better as the show goes on. More Joe Biden jokes (Choco Taco) and please more Andy and Max. I miss you Joel and Bull-Whip Producer guy!
I discovered Jon and Kate a while ago and cannot believe how two horrid people can make such adorbs children! I mean, she basically gave birth in a box under the stairs, but the kids are really cute.
I watched Sunday night with everyone's mom. I'm now done watching it. It's just too :(. Go to Part 5 and watch between 5:10 and 6:08 and see if you can tell when I decided that it is awful to still be watching this show.
Kate, lose the reverse mullet. Jon get a lawyer. Children, form a family band!
Can someone honestly tell me what the appeal of Jay Leno is? No one in my life chooses Leno over Letterman. Even my mother, who wept last night at American Idol because she devotes herself to every episode and was pulling for Adam Lambert, prefers Letterman. So can someone tell me what Leno's "it" factor is? I don't get it.
Since I come from an Italian-American family, I will get my Frank SInatra biography from my father/brother/uncle/cousin/grandfather/tug boat captain etc. whether I want it or not.
Having said that I nominate Daniel Craig b/c shirtless Sinatra is the best Sinatra
The finale was great. I guess I should care about Ilana now, but I don't. She's like Ana Lucia 2 Electric Bugaloo. I'm over her already. I will miss Juliet and I'm pretty sure that Rose and Bernard end up being those Adam and Eve skulls they found in the cave back in the day. Also, Jacob lives in foot? That's kinda bleak, even for Jacob! I can watch Jack getting hit in the head with a toolbox all day!
1. In the clip, did anyone else think that the parking space was really deep? She was backing up for a while right?
2. I walked out of this movie in the theatre when I was 15! Number of things I did right at 15: 1
3. I agree with the all the chatter about reviewing Because I Said So. That movie is a horrible piece of garbage. Mandy Moore and Diane Keaton talk about what an orgasm feels like! It's so uncomfortable!
Kate is the worst, but mainly because I had such high hopes for her the first season. She was a really strong, female character and she has evolved into a whiny lady who needs to have a man around to not love properly. Why didn't the writers keep her as a strong badass? So yes, she is the worst.
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