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The First 2 pages of an Original Screenplay for the Animated Feature: Gabe & The Monsters

We have now reached the portion of the day where I use my new found power to try to make in Hollywood! I don't intend…
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 5:45 pm


Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

We live in a cynical world, full of human tragedy and peppered with earthquakes, tornadoes, and Newt Gingrich. That's why it is sad to see…
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 5:00 pm


Let’s All Get in Shape for Summer, OK Guys?

Summer is knocking on our doorsteps, you guys. Let's all agree get on our bikes and get back into shape for the for the beach.
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 4:30 pm


Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best

Don't cry Troy, part 2 of the epic paintball episode is tonight, this is a day for celebration! (Thanks again, Werttrew!)…
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 4:00 pm


Wednesday Night TV Open Thread

I know that we can all agree that due to NBC’s killer Thursday night lineup, it is the best night of the week,…
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 1:15 pm


Happy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs!

Look, I’m not going to be so brazen as to say that May 12 is the greatest day of the year, I’m just…
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 11:15 am


21,000 Bottles of Definitely Not Insane Dan Aykroyd Vodka Stolen

Dan Aykroyd was recently the victim in a MASSIVE vodka heist in which 21,000 bottles of his  Crystal Head Vodka were stolen from a California…
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 10:15 am


Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Notsewfast

2 years 7 months and one day ago, on the banks of a mighty catfish hatchery in Bryan, TX a child was born to…
Notsewfast | May 12, 2011 - 9:30 am

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They finally revealed who the author of the blog was:
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February 6, 2014 on Gossip Girl S03E20: Assholes Without Borders
I like to imagine that somewhere, Gabe quietly finished the entire series and wrote recaps to be released upon his death. That hope is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.
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February 5, 2014 on thirtysomething: Born To Be Mild (Season Finale)
What's weird for me is that this video was originally posted days before I left my old job. A job I hated and where incidentally I had a ton of free time for about 2 years and met all of you silly fuckers. It's weird to see these re-posts, because there is a date sometime in September 2010 that I largely dropped out of Videogum. It is also weird for me because even though I don't check in very often around here, there was a time in my life where Videogum/Videogum tweets probably accounted for 50% of my daily thoughts. Its odd to see something you were so heavily invested in move on without you and its even more odd to see it end when you always felt like one day you might try to re-enter the fold. I have very mixed feeling about all of this. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I love all of you, growing up is hard, and Patrick would you like to make out? We can turn off the lights if that helps.
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February 5, 2014 on Eventually The World Will Be Covered In Ash And Silence
He's sailing a Sturgeon fish boat in the Caspian Sea trying to drink away the memories of all the trampoline accidents he's seen.
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February 4, 2014 on Friday Fight: Are Vampires Stupid And Boring?
Little did Gabe and Lindsey Know that 'Twilight: Sparkle On' would win the Tony for best musical in 2015 and the film adaptation would win the Golden Globe for 'Best Musical/Comedy' in 2017. The film would be snubbed at the Oscars because of politics.
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February 4, 2014 on Friday Fight: Are Vampires Stupid And Boring?
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February 4, 2014 on A Fake Interview With Nicolas Cage
I'm just going to start posting my favorite gifs living in my tinypic account: I''m sure there was context for this at some point.
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February 4, 2014 on Comment Thread Highlight: “Raw Video: Meet The World’s Longest Cat”
I'm in!
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February 4, 2014 on I Am Love: A Foreign Film for People with Working Crotches
I'm just glad Joe Mande is finally going to post his 6th installment of 'Taking One for the Team'
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April 1, 2013 on We’ve Already Met Our April Fools’ Day Prank Quota!
5 Words: Secretary of State Topher Grace
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January 17, 2013 on The White House Responds To A Death Star Petition Obviously
I know in internet time, this is like me referencing a Jackie Gleason joke, but...
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January 17, 2013 on Snake Chases Workers Manti Te’o Open Thread
Alright, its about noon where I am, and there is no mention of the absolutely insane Algerian Hostage Crisis? Gabe, remember when you asked why people don’t comment as much anymore? Not to be rude, and this is a funny post, but stories about someone getting chased by a snake, whatever that even means, is just not going to get the attention like A BOTCHED HOSTAGE SITUATION IN NORTHERN AFRICA will. Alright, I’m done ranting. Relax, Notsewfast etc etc.
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January 17, 2013 on Snake Chases Workers Manti Te’o Open Thread
Definitely Hot
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January 17, 2013 on BREAKING: Bradley Cooper Has Permed His Hair At Least Once
I'm like the herpes of Videogum. I may go away for awhile, but you can never get rid of me completely.
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January 17, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Sleeping In The Iowa City Library
Oh so I guess you heartless bastards just want Stephen Baldwin to sleep on the streets like a dog then, huh?
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January 17, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Sleeping In The Iowa City Library
If he makes that face for 48 Hours, it'll stay that way forever.
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September 6, 2012 on Nick Nolte Riding A Bumper Car Is Perfect
I have the most dignified boner.
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September 6, 2012 on New Downton Abbey Season 3 Trailer, You Guys
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September 4, 2012 on Which Of These Local News Stories Is The Sweetest?!
I've been stealing pens from the set of The Killing in hopes that they will get frustrated with the extra expense and cancel the show.
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June 14, 2012 on No Television Show Will Ever Die Again