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You know, maybe if you guys would just move to Uganda, you might not be having these problems.
I'm scared that FoxNews is going to get a hold of this and realize the next wave of fear-based propaganda is by saying horrible things in a way that is really, really, really cute.
SPOILER ALERT MUCH? I hadn't watched the clip yet, now the fisting reference is ruined for me. THANKS A LOT
Good point. You don't sell tickets to a circle jerk and then be all "hey, let's have a Tupperware party instead". Well, if you did that it would be kind of brilliant, but I think when it comes to jerking it, people don't have a whole lot of patience for irreverence. I know I don't.
Rent-to-own furniture + amateur video - porn = never okay.
Just tell me which one has her going into one of her white guilt crying jags and I'm good to go.
"Shut up, Bradley Cooper" is one of the best catch phrases I've heard in a long time.
OMG! My evil ex is totally a "Miranda". Oh, wait. We're NOT doing that.
Why did we both think "RUPAUL!" while reading this story?
Dear Craig P. Nelson-looking Dude: Look. Nobody's more upset than me that Pandora Boxx got voted off RuPaul's Drag Race, but it's been two months already. LET IT GO.
LEAVE JUSTIN ALONE!!!! How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Bieber after all he has been through!!!! *sob* He was homeschooled, OKAY?!? HOMESCHOOLED!!! He doesn't understand things like DOORS or PLATE GLASS, he just wants to ENTERTAIN and BE LOVED!!! BASTARDS! LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!!!!11:-o!!!1!!
My quiz result says "colostomy bag", so does that mean I'm Kim Kattrall?
People Who Weren't Dead Yet Lived the Darnedest Things :sadface:
RIP Mr. Linkletter, and I sincerely apologize for swearing up and down you had already been dead for like 25 years already.
I kid you not, I was just watching this clip on the YouTubes, then I downloaded this blog and saw it had just been posted here. CREEPYGUM!
This would have been great if there had been less Pepe the Prawn and more Allison Janney.
I kept waiting for the part where Cher comes in and sends him to his room, then chastises the onlookers for making her son feel like a freak.
Honey I Upvoted Everyone Whose Score Was In The Red
City Slickers II: The Legend of Hurley's Gold? No? Already been done? Okay then.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Guardians of a Tunnel Filled With Rainbows
Honey I Shrunk Sayid
Being John Locke-ovich
Hurley and the Hendersons
MAKE IT HAPPEN, PLEASE: "Mamma Mia! Port of Call New Orleans", starring Chris Klein, Amanda Plummer, Nicolas Cage, Robin Williams and introducing Ke$ha, with special appearance by at least one Lohan. Directed by Werner Herzog. In 2011, Mamma WILL Mia.
Someone needs to force Gabe into Betty's magic glowing cave. (I'm sorry.)
Gabe is to Betty White as the Man in Black is to The Island.
Ummmm. That man just performed my entire sexual history through the medium of interpretive dance.
Drop a quarter in the Facebox to make the old lady monkey dance? Okay, Gabe...I'm with ya when you're right.
Moral of this post: Dusty muffin pee + Gabe's Wheaties = Bad Combination.
I need this entire video to be redubbed entirely in William Burroughs voice. "Flick, flick, flick. And off commmes a parrrt...."
Oh wait, he was cremated and stitched into a teddy bear, if I remember correctly. Kurt must be yawning in his teddy bear belly.
Kurt must be yawning in his grave right now.
Achtung Baby spawned some classic singles, but there is filler on that album. Maybe not if you're a hardcore U2 fan, but to the casual listener, there's fat on that cow. Prince's SOTT is a songwriting masterpiece, sure, but not the all-time classic that Purple Rain was. Kudos to Spin (I guess?) for freshening up the usual suspects in these lists, but if you have to start nominating substitute "all time best albums" because everyone's tired of the same old showhorses, that might be a sign that it's time to quit re-making this list.
I don't get the Mulaney love. It was like watching Rivers Cuomo delivering a Jerry Seinfeld routine. But I'll give him this, he was sharp and alert the entire time. If we worked together and were at a corporate retreat and we were all forced to play Pictionary, I would totally choose Mulaney for my Pictionary team. Absolutely.