Andrew Ridgeley read that and thought, "Wow! That is literally the most press I have gotten all century! And I am using the term "literally" correctly, unfortunately!"
I often think to myself, "Self, maybe this is just like how your parents didn't like the Sex Pistols and couldn't understand why you did." Then I realize that my parents never accused the Sex Pistols of being a tired representation of safe, corporate-approved "rebellion" and I feel cool again.
Someone told me that they say "Happy Holidays" at this time of year because of all the different celebrations taking place in December, to which I replied, "um, OK, but I bet there are just as many different religious holidays around the world in any given month. Why don't we say 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Happy Easter' or 'Happy St. Patrick's Day'? What is it about December?"
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