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"Judge not lest ye be judged." It says in the Bible.Man that book is stupid.Also very Judgey.Heck it even has a book in it called "Judges".
From now on I am going to count every day as her birthday as she makes so many good points, whatever date that is I forgot and I don't want to watch her again.
Has anyone ever laughed during Friends?
I think Matt Bellamy would probably make a better movie about being at high school in america and he could write the theme tune and sing the theme tune about being struck by lightning also one of the movies and i wont say which one as it would be a spoiler has pretty much the same plot as "Orphan"
Its like in Dale and Tucker versus evil when the evil guy turns out to be half hillbilly I mean what was that about?
We have to destroy the planet in order to save our children
He should be played by a different acting person in every episode like in the movies except for the one acting person who would play him in two episodes which they can probably get anthony hopkins to do again after all he was in Thor which was pretty good but I bet Hannibal the series will be better and i will never know if I am wrong as I won't be watching it.
I think what he meant to say was "I look forward to the glorious day when all of our men and women are living in Robert A Heinlein's Starship Troopers.Also one cannot have gradations of uniqueness.
And I thought I knew Willow Smith...
This is clearly some My Lovely Horse scam so Ireland doesn't have to pay to host the George Clooney lookalike wins a trip to the oscars next year.
I haven't seen the ad but my favourite bit is when the principal is arrested for child pornography.Really brought the hilarity of referencing to another level.
I think half the english x-factor judges are already american though?Or was that a different show?
I guess the Wahlbergers at ground zero is off the table now.
We all know Gangs of New York was the most historically accurate movie of all time, more accurate than what actually happened in the first place although to be honest all I remember about it is that it was funny when Butcher Bill cried about the rabbit.
Ever since Obama made that crappy joke dissing the adjustment bureau I have decided that he is indeed the antichrist.That movie is great, the greatest Matt Damon movie I have ever seen.To be fair the only other Matt Damon movie I have seen is well I forgot its name but Alanis Morrisette shows up playing god at the end?That movie is pretty bad.Obama should make a joke about how crappy that movie is, he can probably get a special advisor to tell him what it was called.
Yeah I liked him when he said he was glad that 9/11 happened and that all the muslims should be wiped out but when he said women are not funny he went too far
I like how he has said he hates spoilers and thinks fans who seek out and post spoilers are a bunch of shits and then he goes and gives a big spoiler that I have been unable to avoid even though I actively avoid them.THANKS STEPHEN MOFFAT!THANKS FOR WRITING LOADS OF MY FAVOURITE TV SHOWS EVER!
The thing I like most about Ellen Degeneres is her wife.
They should get the guys from ghost hunters (or any of whatever any of those shows are called) in as consultants to make sure they don't break any more ghost rules
I guess now we can only wait for Alec Baldwin to break his legendary twitter deactivation.
But who will end the war against the muppets?
Batman is so terrible at cleaning up Arkham that it has gone from being an asylum to being an entire city.On a less important there is totes a god you guys.
He told me he stopped his daughters watching it after house Kardashian cut off Sean Bean's head.And I hadn't even seen up to that episode at the time.
In a shocking twist it turns out none of the characters have any secrets, dark or otherwise.
We all know everyone's phones are covered in poop.What ISN'T covered in poop is what we need to be told.
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Louis
I guess I better stop thinking about indistinct blobs while I am doing the nasty
My best friend refuses to appear in this show - They're the odd couple FREALZ a shameless extrovert who will do anything for attention and a blob of shapeless pixels who communicates only in bursts of white noise
Amy Sedaris should marry Ty Burrell.Because he looks lust like Will Arnett.For a long time I thought they were the same guy.Maybe its just me though.
Historians believe this fragment of film may reveal why we now live in underground shelters in constant fear of the winged ones.
Our thoughts are with the people what originally did this piece of crap in this dark time of having their faces slapped by the furore over whether the piece of crap they made had a subtitle or not.
The Pretty Reckless have recorded a cover of Girlfriend in a Coma retitled Vampire in a Speedboat for the soundtrack.