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GP also wrote her character for the film Se7en. At first Brad Pitt's character was single, and the movie ended with him getting really mad and arresting Kevin Spacey. But Gwyneth said "I know a way to make this scene more emotionally resonant with your viewers. I'll tell you what's in the box."
+15 | 3/19/12 12:52 PM
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"I definitely wrote every word myself" I think all this proves is that Julia Turshen also ghostwrites Paltrow's twitter feed.
+51 | 3/19/12 12:44 PM
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Ohhh, because your name is Patrick! Good lord I'm slow. In Mexico "Las Mañanitas" is a song they sing on your birthday (before they shove your face into cake). It sings about celebrating the "day of your saint", which over there is just a synonym for your birthday because a long long time ago everyone named their babies after whichever saint's day it happened to be when they were born. So you would have been Patrick because you were born on St Patrick's Day. But we're not in Mexico, so today I am that baby and that cake is my shame.
+13 | 3/16/12 8:20 PM
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Don't think we've forgotten the rest of that tradition, Patrick... http://www.damnomg.com/pics/2/baby-face-cake-7461.gif Happy birthday!
+15 | 3/16/12 6:14 PM
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http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2012/03/mar1522.gif
+12 | 3/16/12 6:01 PM
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Haha, you guys got PUNK'D, stop freaking out. Nah you guys, I'm here for keeps. You should've seen the looks on your avatars.
+26 | 3/16/12 2:59 PM
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Ugh, I can only handle so much terrible celebrity news, I need to take a break from this place. Take it easy, monsters.
+4 | 3/16/12 2:58 PM
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Was that a Settlers of Catan reference? I have plenty of games that resemble what they played more than Catan and ... you know I should probably just stop there.
+5 | 3/16/12 11:53 AM
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Scully's going to be sorry when she's proven wrong about that Facebook Connect monster.
+9 | 3/15/12 1:23 PM
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Now that's the kind of bathroom graffiti that can change a life.
+1 | 3/14/12 7:31 PM
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Hey, let's have a laugh at an out-of-touch relic that talks in an over-simplified way that none of us can really relate to. Oh, and they're interviewing a nice old lady, too!
+32 | 3/12/12 1:33 PM
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Not completely alone... http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb338/jwoodcroft/thatonec.jpg
+63 | 3/12/12 12:05 PM
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I don't think there's any way to confirm it, but maybe BEP concerts start mid-afternoon. It's the kind of edgy that only the BEP know (the kind of edgy that appeals to soccer moms).
+14 | 3/12/12 11:58 AM
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http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/applause.gif
+3 | 3/9/12 6:34 PM
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I'll just dance away the embarassment, it's all good. http://gifsoup.com/view4/3099210/lonely-boy-o.gif
+8 | 3/9/12 5:59 PM
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Thihttp://gifsoup.com/view4/3099210/lonely-boy-o.gif This is slowly becoming my weekend dance in a very real way.
+3 | 3/9/12 5:58 PM
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Introducing the Paula Deen Diet: come back and look at this picture every time you never want to eat again. Goodbye extra calories! http://oi43.tinypic.com/25u0gib.jpg (You'll thank me later)
+22 | 3/6/12 7:10 PM
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Maybe we all need some space to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the 90s.
+8 | 3/6/12 12:06 PM
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I'd like to think my "Iman on Fire" submission for the Tyler Perry party game would have gone over better with the proper visual support. http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb338/jwoodcroft/imanonfire.jpg Cause seriously, that would make a great movie. Supermodel Iman has to protect a young girl from assassins, but also she's on fire. Tyler Perry would make the hell out of that movie. I've spent too much time thinking about this.
+13 | 3/2/12 6:05 PM
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This girl has 'future juggalo' written all over her (a juggalo is the frothy mixture of curiosity and anger).
+29 | 2/29/12 12:08 PM
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I'm with her on one thing though: who is celebrating their fifth 'leap year' birthday and is in high school? Bitch is 20.
+58 | 2/29/12 12:02 PM
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"I know I may say this about a lot of people, but you are a true garbage monster, friend."
+13 | 2/28/12 5:51 PM
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Kelly had 14 and Gabe had 8
+7 | 2/27/12 3:26 PM
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Let Jim Rash host next year please.
+20 | 2/27/12 10:48 AM
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These spam bots are getting really personal.
+25 | 2/25/12 4:36 AM
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I don't know, but it seems to be working.
+4 | 2/24/12 5:20 PM
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:( All Monicas wish they were Phoebes
+2 | 2/24/12 1:20 PM
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"Please pass the Salt 'n Pepa" -mrs facetaco
+13 | 2/24/12 1:16 PM
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That's just what you get when you mic the bass player. #jazzbandhumour
+10 | 2/24/12 12:54 PM
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Why else does he think we try so hard to recreate the friendship of those characters every single day in these comments?
+2 | 2/24/12 12:46 PM
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"I mean, if they find a way to hook the TV up to the movie screens sure, go ahead, but until they figure that out I don't understand the logistics."
+13 | 2/24/12 11:55 AM
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Best Picture The Artist Best Actor Jean DuJardin Best Actress Viola Davis Best Supporting Actor Christopher Plummer Best Supporting Actress Octavia Spencer Best Director Michel Hazanavicius - The Artist Best Original Screenplay Midnight In Paris Best Adapted Screenplay Moneyball Best Foreign Film A Separation Best Animated Film Rango Art Direction Hugo Cinematography Hugo Costume Design Jane Eyre Documentary (Feature) Hell and Back Again Documentary (Short Subject) Saving Face Film Editing The Artist Makeup The Iron Lady Music (Original Score) The Artist Music (Original Song) “Man or Muppet” Short Film (Animated) The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr Lessmore Short Film (Live Action) Raju Sound Editing Hugo Sound Mixing Hugo Visual Effects Rise of the Planet of the Apes
+2 | 2/23/12 7:10 PM
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-prtybear96
+10 | 2/22/12 12:50 PM
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This will go down as the first lazy homage that didn't earn Glee millions of dollars.
+17 | 2/21/12 7:00 PM
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namaste indeed.
+17 | 2/21/12 6:41 PM
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Who wore it better? Ru wore it better. http://thriftstoreconfidential.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/rupauls-drag-race.jpg
+12 | 2/21/12 6:27 PM
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I just wish Louis Simon had a Louis Simon Google Alert, I feel like he would appreciate seeing just how much he's become Videogum's muse.
+23 | 2/21/12 3:48 PM
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We sold so much cocaine that day.
+18 | 2/21/12 3:37 PM
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"I'm not racist, I voted for Crash" is incidentally the only reason why Crash won Best Picture.
+7 | 2/21/12 12:11 PM
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They just lied and told Paltrow their vegetable lasagna was $880 and something about that really spoke to her.
+35 | 2/16/12 3:37 PM
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