Comments from ProfessorHolmes

Why yes, I will overdraft my bank account for this.
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July 2, 2020 on Boygenius Will Sell Their Demos For One Day
Goodbye to All That (feat. Kenan Thompson)
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June 30, 2020 on Sufjan Stevens Announces New Album The Ascension
‘Local JetSki Owner Denies Enjoying the Taste or Coors Light’
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June 22, 2020 on Justin Bieber Denies Sexual Assault Allegations, Will Take Legal Action
If there was ever a 'most underrated indie-pop band of the 2010s,' it's these guys.
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June 18, 2020 on Everything Everything – “Planets”
Don't forget Medhane! Cold Water hits different.
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June 5, 2020 on Stream Armand Hammer’s New Album Shrines
I was talking about Channel Tres, Amine, et al from the blurb above. But I concur - I also wish I was necking beers at Primavera rn
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May 21, 2020 on Disclosure – “ENERGY”
I'm glad that they've started roping in rappers for features. For some reason that seems long overdue to me.
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May 21, 2020 on Disclosure – “ENERGY”
So where are we at as a commentariat with the whole 'Josh Homme kicked a reporter in the face' thing?
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May 15, 2020 on Sharon Van Etten & Josh Homme – “(What’s So Funny ’Bout) Peace, Love and Understanding?” (Nick Lowe Cover)
The Simpsons of rock meets the Weezer of cartoons.
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May 11, 2020 on Watch Weezer Guest On The Simpsons & Play The End-Credits Theme
Is Townes Zan Vandt a new band in the vein of Com Truise?
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May 1, 2020 on Hear Marissa Nadler Cover Metallica, Bob Dylan, Townes Van Zandt, & King Crimson On New EP
Julien Baker releases a song called Tokyo, Phoebe Bridgers releases a song called Kyoto... Does this mean Lucy Dacus is gonna hit us with a track called Kobe soon?
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April 9, 2020 on Phoebe Bridgers – “Kyoto”
Is that an INXS riff in the chorus, or has all this isolation got me hallucinating?
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March 25, 2020 on Dua Lipa – “Break My Heart”
As much as I'm convinced we're in the worst timeline, there are still a handful of redeeming things about it. See above for proof.
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March 9, 2020 on Fiona Apple Says Her Record Is Done
You mean an album called Fully Loaded: God’s Country ISN’T a concept album about Yorkshire?
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December 22, 2019 on Harry Styles’ Fine Line Debuts At #1
I desperately need to hear Joe Talbot holler ‘KENNYYYYYYYYYYY’ at the beginning of every track on this new album.
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December 11, 2019 on Kenny Beats Is Working On The New IDLES Album
And the award for Stereogum headline most likely to be generated by AI goes to...
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December 6, 2019 on Hear U2 Mash Up Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Boxer” With “Bad” In Japan To Honor Slain Humanitarian
Now is the time for all you venue staff to come out of the woodwork so that we can see copies of what must be the weirdest rider in the history of music
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November 13, 2019 on Rod Stewart Unveils Model Railroad City 23 Years In The Making
I thought that he was openly bi? Or at least that the allusions to bisexuality in his songs were strong enough to act as confirmation.
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November 13, 2019 on Harry Styles Announces 2020 Tour Dates, Jenny Lewis Opening US & Canadian Leg
Stereogum coming in clutch with the #ManCrushMonday material
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November 4, 2019 on Watch Timothée Chalamet Perform Onstage With Kid Cudi At ComplexCon
Also, based on the album art this better be a tie-in with the new Cats movie or I'm fucking walking
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October 14, 2019 on Duster Announce First New Album In 19 Years, Out In December
Somebody's been hanging out with The Avalanches
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October 8, 2019 on Caribou – “Home”
When I saw Future Islands in Australia in 2015, their opening act was a Melbourne rap group called Curse Ov Dialect. He's on their song 'Twisted Strangers' and so he came out during their set to do his verse. The place erupted, it was insane. He's so fucking talented.
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October 8, 2019 on Hemlock Ernst & Kenny Segal – “Addicted Youth”
Now I want a joint KKB/Everything Everything tour. Some real 'Get To Heaven' vibes going on here.
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September 9, 2019 on Kero Kero Bonito – “When The Fires Come” Video
My 2020 microgenre prediction is Spivak-core.
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August 27, 2019 on Algiers – “Can The Sub_Bass Speak?” Video
Beyoncé - No Angel + Beyoncé - Halo = Beyoncé - No Halo < Brockhampton - No Halo
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August 22, 2019 on Brockhampton – “No Halo” Video