ProfessorHolmes

Comments from ProfessorHolmes

Stereogum coming in clutch with the #ManCrushMonday material
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November 4, 2019 on Watch Timothée Chalamet Perform Onstage With Kid Cudi At ComplexCon
Also, based on the album art this better be a tie-in with the new Cats movie or I'm fucking walking
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October 14, 2019 on Duster Announce First New Album In 19 Years, Out In December
Somebody's been hanging out with The Avalanches
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October 8, 2019 on Caribou – “Home”
When I saw Future Islands in Australia in 2015, their opening act was a Melbourne rap group called Curse Ov Dialect. He's on their song 'Twisted Strangers' and so he came out during their set to do his verse. The place erupted, it was insane. He's so fucking talented.
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October 8, 2019 on Hemlock Ernst & Kenny Segal – “Addicted Youth”
Now I want a joint KKB/Everything Everything tour. Some real 'Get To Heaven' vibes going on here.
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September 9, 2019 on Kero Kero Bonito – “When The Fires Come” Video
My 2020 microgenre prediction is Spivak-core.
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August 27, 2019 on Algiers – “Can The Sub_Bass Speak?” Video
Beyoncé - No Angel + Beyoncé - Halo = Beyoncé - No Halo < Brockhampton - No Halo
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August 22, 2019 on Brockhampton – “No Halo” Video
Hot take: 6ix9ine belongs in jail.
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August 14, 2019 on A$AP Rocky Found Guilty Of Assault In Sweden
Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Remix) [feat. 30-50 feral hogs]
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August 6, 2019 on Jason Isbell Tweet Inspires Feral Hogs Meme
I took +5 psychic damage when I noticed that Message in a Bottle ain't on that tracklist
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August 1, 2019 on Juliana Hatfield – “De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da” (The Police Cover)
Man, the FOTB sessions really rubbed off on them
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July 18, 2019 on Watch Haim Debut New Song “Summer Girl” In LA
Playing 'Old Town Road' on repeat until August. Not taking any chances.
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July 15, 2019 on “Old Town Road” Holds On To #1 For 15th Week
Current mood: WWE entrance music but everybody's a cyborg (aka this)
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June 25, 2019 on Blanck Mass – “No Dice”
Are we supposed to think of this as the counterpart to Fishing for Fishies? Do they form like a loose double album? Is this the Yang to FfF Yin?
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June 20, 2019 on King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard Announce Thrash Metal Album Infest The Rats’ Nest
That video is filling the iTunes-visualizer-shaped hole in my heart
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June 18, 2019 on Floating Points – “LesAlpx”
Why do I feel like this is the Taylor Swift we deserve in 2019?
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June 15, 2019 on Taylor Swift Played The Stonewall Inn Last Night
Definitely more of an album cut than a single. It'll play better when it's deep in the tracklist, where it's been put.
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June 14, 2019 on Sleater-Kinney – “The Future Is Here”
Looks like a self-published novel you'd pick up at a health food store.
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June 13, 2019 on Previously Unheard Miles Davis Album Rubberband Coming In September
This whole song is just three and a half minutes of the build up to the drop from "Turn Down for What". I keep expecting it to take off but it never freakin' goes anywhere.
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May 10, 2019 on Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber – “I Don’t Care”
Sounds like John Darnielle's 33 1/3 but rewritten by a can of PBR.
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April 4, 2019 on Vampire Weekend – “This Life” & “Unbearably White”
Reminds me of that time I took ketamine at a Bloc Party concert.
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March 26, 2019 on Black Midi – “Crow’s Perch”
Change a word, get a third!
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March 22, 2019 on Algorithm Gets Major-Label Distribution Deal
Lowkey relieved that James Acaster doesn't try his hand at rapping here.
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March 5, 2019 on Quelle Chris – “Straight Shot” (Feat Cavalier, Bilal Salaam, Eldar Djangirov, & James Acaster)
The rest of this album could be the sound of Mike Kinsella shitting into a metal bucket and it would still be, like, in my top five come year's end.
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February 28, 2019 on American Football – “Every Wave To Ever Rise” (Feat. Elizabeth Powell)
I pegged it more as a 'reverse KKB'. 2021 Charly Bliss is gonna be straight up chiptune.
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February 6, 2019 on Charly Bliss – “Capacity” Video (Dir. Japanese Breakfast)