okay as a life long batman fan this infuriates me.... seriously, rush fat fuck limbaugh is trying to claim that BANE (south american bad ass supervillain who crippled batman in the comics) is some how conneccted to Mitt (mom pants) romney's campaign and it's a liberal conspiracy. Ugh, i wish that man would just stop talking or overdose on those pain pills he used to love so much. sorry it's just i'm a batman fan and that pissed my inner geek off something fierce.
Well if it worked for Katie, maybe it'll work for me.
(puts hands together to pray)
Dear god,
It's me Profoblivion... sorry about that thing with the bottle rocket and the neighbors cat when i was nine and sorry about the bullfrog baseball games, but that wasn't my fault. Well all i want this year for my birthday is a Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Henry Cavill man sandwich with a little bit of Taylor Lautner on the side. Amen.
i could go for another superman movie... the last one was so lackluster and i'm kind of excited to see what Zack Snyder (???) does with it. Plus Henry Cavill. Just look at that man... am I right ladies (and some gents)?
Went to the walking dead obstacle course, lots of fun. realized the hubby is totally not ready for the zombie apocalypse as he got tagged by the zombies.
What should have been Bill Nye's response-
"do you see my credentials in the corner? I'm Bill fucking Nye, science rules you cumberbitch!" and then he proceeds to rip off his bow tie and walk out that piece.
but you have to admit the parties they have in town totally rock, only time i can walk into a bar dressed brightly colored spandex... well comic-con week and pride week are the only times i'll allow myself to walk around in brightly colore spandex.
The traffic around the convention center is crazy and a twilight fan got ran over the other day. I've only been once with my nephew and it is totally just tv show and movie panels (which is cool i guess, hell i got to meet the cast of "Always sunny..") and the main floor has comic books to purchase and what not. But i really don't see what all the fuss is about? although yesterday i was told there was a panel on what the legal ramifications would be if zombies, vampires and werewolves did exist and could they do an insanity plea in court, which kind of caught my interest.
if the wizard of oz has taught me anything, is you can't kill witches with fire, you either have to crush nancy grace with a house or splash water on her. i suggest both, just to be safe.
if you are going to be offended by "lowest common denominator" comedy then don't go. i feel like all of a sudden this is becoming a people who chuckle quietly at twisted things vs people who don't, and enjoy reminding you that they're "better than that." i am taking this way too personal defending the comedy of someone who is disgustingly rich and that i don't know. peace out, i'm off to walk my dog.
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