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The back of that limo looks weird and is making me really nervous. So I feel like I'm right in assuming it's somehow also on the VIG lifestyle.
In their defense, they are probably just doing their best to cope with the fact that they live in a godforsaken lunar hellscape: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-september-10-2002/finland
"We're gonna need a bigger slate of shark-centered tv programs."- Discovery Channel CEO staring at R2D2, Esq.'s comment
"Sean Bean has to be killed in anything he stars in. " So, he's like the Steve Buscemi of tabletop gamers?
Because burkas prevent you from talking? #logicgum
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Why would anyone be inside a high school gym locker room in the summer? "Our stench is so powerful even the metaphors attempting to describe it get kind of confused and light-headed"-- those two
I don't know if those are hair extensions. It is possible that is how her hair looks since her handlers started following CDC recommendations. Guidelines clearly state that any Ke$ha should first be soaked in a high-concentration chlorine bath before she goes out in public. So that tangled green hair is actually a good sign, it means her management is getting serious about disease prevention.
Based off that photo (I don't know anything about Katie Couric, you guys): Highlights
Actually, your comment has made me think that Gabe could institute a Videogum Movie Club: Good Indie Movies About People Of Color Edition, where we watch and then discuss those kind of movies. Not only would it be fun and help get people to see film that should actually be watched (a rarefied genre, admittedly); it would further benefit him, in that his complaints could then be defended for their supplementary status. Of course, this is the point in the Internet Comment where I admit I do not know how to increase this happening, except to hope someone very sway- and brain- and $$$- heavy reads and likes my comment, enough to act based upon the content therein.
More like count them in...to you? Also, did you know not all the comments can be winners? That is something which writing this comment has taught me.
I feel like "running toward you wife's lover in flip-flops" is almost officially the new "running away from the killer in heels," like, good job movies, that is exactly how the world happens, thumbs-up.
It wouldn't surprise me if super-worldly children is just something that is plausible for rich filmmakers for being an actual more frequent occurrence among rich people-- that is, a lot of being a conventional kid is about having severe limits on one's universe-- both in terms of what is allowed to experience and how one is allowed to behave-- which is a system I could see breaking down once one reaches certain echelons of wealth and where particular forms of parental anxiety become less meaningful.
Honestly, this trailer is improved 1000 times when you imagine it is very elaborate viral marketing for Old Navy.
Actually, I believe that IMDB has just gifted us with the world's most oblique motorboating reference.
I find it highly unbelievable that George Clooney would have any kids that he knows of.
Postcards from the Vadge? There, now we both feel terrible.
"It's not the years, it's the Josh Hartnett buddy cop pictures."
"Harrison Ford, we have good and bad news. The good news is we have found your wife. The bad news is her pants remain kidnapped."
"Listen to me. "The Harrison Ford on the cover of AARP magazine you delivered is not the Harrison Ford on the cover of AARP magazine I ordered. "I'm having a party on Friday and the Harrison Ford on the cover of AARP magazine sitting in my dining room looks like a goddamn turtle."
The reason I support this movie is that just from the poster, it is obviously going to be full of positive messages for young women. These messages will range from the importance of friendship and believing in yourself, to the fact that it is possible for a cable sitcom actress to be billed above a star of a network show (thanks, I am guessing, to the complex algorithms behind the marketing of a current media projects to a rapidly fragmenting consumer base).
For a sentient being named Pooh, he seems awfully unconcerned about appearing wasted.
Katy Perry got more likeable once I realized that, with her blue hair, cloned features and inscrutable relationship with Christianity, she is basically just performing her duties as the Rei Ayanami of our times.
My favorite part is how they exhibit self-awareness by arriving on your doorstep already shot full of bullets.
Walking into walls is a perfectly acceptable method of transport. Just check to make sure they contain portals.
Now I am thinking that Bush heckler was throwing his shoe to draw attention to our failed expansionist policies-- specifically, our desire to spread the preference for weak knots.
This kid doesn't surprise me, I've always heard the Balkans is a very polarized region. #sorry
"Being white and employed is hard."-- Gabe, from blog-heaven
I read somewhere that in Hollywood, long bangs are the overwhelmingly popular method of hiding a face lift. So basically it is a nice change of pace to see an aging actress of means like Ms. Aniston choosing that hairstyle just because it is so fun.
I do enjoy how Jason Bateman has transformed himself into the Frank Whaley of our generation.
I always appreciate it when the wine is allowed to breathe.
Sounds like someone isn't very Starry Eyed (Monsieur Adi Remix)! #loooooveher
Considering the otherworldliness of those legs, I imagine they used the same cutting-edge CGI technology one finds on the nation's boardwalks: http://i52.tinypic.com/2llzfpy.gif
Personally, I refuse to watch any birthing video that doesn't resemble a clip for the new Nine Inch Nails single. (NSFW, forever, obviously.)
Clearly, his haircut-- like his witless tongue-- are conscious gambits meant to ensure his own safety in the royal household: http://i54.tinypic.com/1z2iquu.jpg
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/fuck+like+an+Etruscan: fuck like an Etruscan: CLICHE not very much fucking at all; insufficient amount of fucking to ward off assimilation by the Roman Republic