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"America's CEO?" Fuck this guy, seriously. That's one of the very last things I would want a president to think of himself as.
Thanks, I just got that song out of my head like two days ago.
Sometimes I feel like I lean too heavily on Zoolander references.
Pepper spray is so hot right now.
Just a friendly reminder that Herman Dune's Tell Me Something I Don't Know video, starring Jon Hamm and a blue puppet was, indeed, this year.
He did have an album this year! I was starting to thing I couldn't fill this out because best album is required and the only thing I could think of was Tyler, The Creator, which would have been a lie.
Will they make your dreams come true?
"Dracula: The Musical" is a hard R.
I stumbled upon a Christmas room in the basement at work. It was definitely nowhere near as terrifying as the Bunny Head Room sounds, but it was quite disturbing to suddenly have ten Santas staring at me from all directions. I'VE BEEN GOOD, I SWEAR
My advice to Jason Segel is marry me.
CHORD OVERSTREET! I just love that Trouty Mouth.
I've never seen anything he's done(besides Harry Potter, of course), but that has nothing to do with him, I guess.
UPDATE: Patrick Stewart is a cold motherfucker, but Sam Merlotte is pretty much my best friend. Details(AND PICS) to follow.
That is also an option. Another one is that I just start pitching him his screenplay from Extras. I am definitely not going to embarass myself, is what I'm saying.
I can't believe that for all our technology, we still don't have an "unsee" button.
I'm going to a nerd convention to meet Patrick Stewart! Now I just have to figure out what I'm going to say to him. Right now I'm between asking where he gets his ideas, or yelling "engage!"
At least she has the decency to look uncomfortable.
She didn't, until you said that, and now that is all I will be able to see when I look at her.
I think she's the one to watch, guys. I would like to see what she can do with Red Hots.
Both of those things are true, but they don't change the fact that basically everything that's come out of his mouth this past year has been unfunny garbage. Hate on, haters.
Skins has been at the top of my Instant queue for months, but I just can't bring myself to watch it. I'm not sure exactly what goes on in that show, but I am pretty sure I am not going to be able to watch that kid do whatever it is.
Ok, first: very good joke. Second, while we're on the subject, I would like to nominate Limitless for WMOAT. I've only seen the last ten or fifteen minutes, but if those fifteen minutes are any indication it definitely qualifies.
The Real World: Post-Apocalyptic Hayloft
Guys, I accidentally read the spoiler. It's interesting!
And then shoot me in the face with it, please.
Reverse of that: I ask a table if I can get them anything, and Mr. Original asks for a stack of twenties, and I laugh, and he laughs, and I die a little inside.
I definitely prefer my ice cream to come with a bit of sexual harrassment.
I'm almost embarrassed at how often I use variations of this joke. It's a very good joke.
You guys give me hope for the future. SOON...
I don't have any gifs, but this jpg always sums up Ratner nicely: http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/64/64915/rat_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85_jpg_627x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg
I'm a GIRL, mom! Ugh, you don't even know me.
I am so glad my mom doesn't know where I internet.
Yeah, I hated him every time he spoke, but that was badass. Suck it, Jaimie, or whatever your stupid name was.
Top Desserts might have topped it... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z-5fprZti7s/TJwrENkaArI/AAAAAAAAHHI/1KtFU8wiz48/s1600/The+Red+Hots+are+for+My+Mommy.jpg