I would seriously watch the hell out of any awards show hosted by Bill Hader as long as he could do all his SNL characters. Stefon! "This award category has EVERYTHING. Weeping children, a musical number involving CGI hamsters, Donald Pleasance in a bear costume, and a Face Velocitor. (what's a face velocitor?) Its that thing when you get a pretty actress and put a bunch of rubber and glue on her face and try to pretend like she's actually an old lady."
Aren't there other people who could do this? Like maybe Bill Hader, or Jane Lynch, or please, James Franco for pete's sakes. My kingdom for James Franco. Watching Ricky Gervais make "jokes" is like watching someone chew with their mouth open.
These are probably the same people who buy CDs in stores and who have landlines with answering machines. I know these people exist but I don't know who any of them are.
Edward's cut was pretty gnarly though, and I have to respect him for pushing on with basically one hand held behind his back. Other past contestants have cut themselves before but this was some Peckinpah shit and he somehow made it work.
This show got so bloated. Three eliminations, plus two of the bubble children come back AGAIN to cook AGAIN for another spot AGAIN. I hope it gets trimmed down. Its always been one of the best reality/competition shows on TV. It doesn't need gimmicks.
Yeah that's one of those "once and never again" films. If only because images from that film pop up randomly in my head now and then, and that's plenty disturbing for me.
The arm thing is what gets me the most. God. I just shuddered thinking about it again WHY DO I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT MOVIE AGAIN
The Cecil sketch was very weird and good, but I kept getting distracted by the camera work. It was pulled out too far and I could see tape marks on the floor. I know its a set on a stage, but if they'd just pushed the camera in a few inches I'd think "oh its a living room" rather than "oh its a living room set on a stage".
That "Tanya" sketch was the funniest thing of the whole night. Hader's "WHOS GONNA BELIEVE YOU" was so out of nowhere hilarious I almost did I a spit-take. I'm going to start answering people's "how are you?" questions with "Perfect.... from the OUTSIDE."
Did you guys notice his headphones? I noticed his headphones. He wants you to also notice his headphones.
I want to put this kid in a room with Courtney Stodden and see who comes out alive.
This from a woman who posed for an "art" photo topless with her face in a man's jock-strapped butt. But hey, hydrangeas, gotta draw the line somewhere.
And then a baby boat grows inside it and when it gestates in 9 seconds its bursts out of the hull, they both drown, and Jacob falls in love with it forever, the end.
TWILIGHT
Ugh and he's just so damn proud of yourself. Congratulations, you are overpaying for a tiny apartment just so you can say you live in NYC. We have a trophy for you but it doesn't fit in your apartment.
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