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Whenever she said "swim" instead of "fly" I could only think of penguins, because what other birds swim on a regular basis?
+3 | 6/24/10 6:07 PM
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What's that movie with Brad Pitt yelling "What's in the box?!" and it's his wife's head? It's got something to do with the seven deadly sins... oh! It's called Se7en!! #I'mdoingitwrongonpurpose
-4 | 6/24/10 12:48 AM
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I don't know if I should upvote you for bringing this to my attention or downvote you for the fact that this actually exists.
0 | 6/22/10 11:37 PM
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In Health class in 9th grade we learned that you make babies by ejaculating on a pile of another man's poop. Now this guy comes along and says that's NOT how it works?! So I ask you monsters, who should I believe, my health teacher, who has a degree in human reproduction, or Adam Hood?
+2 | 6/22/10 7:50 PM
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yeah, it's called lo-fi. The kids love it. (just kidding, that's a music genre.)
+5 | 6/21/10 7:26 PM
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So, serious question, dancing babies were popularized by Ally McBeal, right? Which was a lawyer show, or something, right? How did the dancing baby fit into the plot of that show?
+8 | 6/18/10 1:11 PM
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I listen to all of Katy Perry's "California Gurls" because I know Snoop Dog is in it somewhere.
+6 | 6/18/10 1:07 PM
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God, I hate those ironic movie trailers. "Get ready, for something BIG!" GET IT?!?! BECAUSE SMURFS ARE SO SMALL! LOLOLOLOL!!!
+11 | 6/17/10 11:37 AM
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Did anyone else notice she said she woke up at 6 after a one night stand? She didn't specify if it's 6 AM or 6 PM, but either way that's a little ridiculous. Now, I'm no Kyrah, but 6 AM seems pretty early to be waking up after such a night. And 6 PM seems really late to wake up from anything, except maybe the flu. She probably has the flu.
+6 | 6/16/10 5:06 PM
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I can't believe I just watched John C. Reily deliver cupcakes for an entire minute.
+9 | 6/11/10 2:09 PM
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I think someone told me that... maybe.
+1 | 6/10/10 1:38 AM
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Glenn Beck, more like Glenn Fart! Am I right, you guys? Fart jokes are always funny. always.
+6 | 6/9/10 11:47 PM
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My major problem with Glee is this: wasn't the show originally advertised as a high school acapella group? But every time I watch it it's just "teenagers" "singing" over prerecorded music. Another problem I have with it: It kind of sucks. a lot.
-13 | 6/9/10 3:00 PM
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Is it necessary to wear overalls when fixing the oil spill? I say yes. That's been the main problem.
+12 | 6/8/10 3:51 PM
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I'm really glad he pointed to his mouth when he said lips, otherwise I would have thought he was talking about his vagina.
+9 | 6/3/10 6:32 PM
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This better not be another "What's New Scooby Doo?" I hated that so much, mostly because of the stupid rhyming title. That's so unnecessary.
+3 | 6/2/10 5:39 PM
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Jesse Eisenburg sure seems happy to be in a band that really wants to be pomplamoosemusic.
+3 | 5/28/10 2:13 PM
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Am I the only person in the world that doesn't like Prince? I don't understand what's so appealing about him!
+2 | 5/28/10 11:43 AM
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"She's pretty." -Steve Winwood
+9 | 5/27/10 10:53 AM
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As terrible as Kate was, as long as she wasn't Carson Daly.
0 | 5/25/10 1:48 AM
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Jack's jump punch made up for Kate's existence, Zoe's existence, that episode with Bai Ling, WAAAALT never coming back, Nikki & Paulo, most of season 3, Bai Ling, Eko's death, Sayid's death, the fact that Kate never died and Bai Ling.
+24 | 5/24/10 2:21 PM
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That girl will have a record contract by the end of this week.* *obvious joke?
+4 | 5/24/10 10:53 AM
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I left my ramen noodles in warm water for too long because of this video. damn you Justin Beiber.
+4 | 5/20/10 6:53 PM
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My biggest question is: What kind of revolving doors have other doors/windows attached to them? It's terribly confusing, like LOST confusing. Just kidding. I'm just looking for something to fill the void left by LOST. How am I supposed to go through life not confused constantly?
+4 | 5/20/10 6:49 PM
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Eternal Sunshine of the Kateless show.
0 | 5/20/10 1:52 AM
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I was on Tila Tequila's wikipedia page, one of the categories she belongs to is "Living People." Which is a far more interesting article than anything Tila Tequila has ever done. Other living people include, retired swimmer Stefan Aartsen, Canadian singer Lucie Idlout, and former Major League pitcher B.J. Ryan.
+2 | 5/4/10 8:46 PM
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Will there now be an alternate/parallel videogum? Are we going to have to go back?! We have to go back!
+11 | 2/15/10 3:23 PM
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924600
-2 | 12/28/09 1:00 PM
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