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Like they scatter into the 8 corners of the compass? #GosselinsAreComing
+4 | 1/16/14 1:21 PM
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(Publicly) bad parenting is a resolution we broke before Blue Monday.
+6 | 1/16/14 1:20 PM
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Like I read on some comment on some lesser blog about how the commenter can't wait until someone slits his throat. Harsh.
+2 | 1/16/14 12:03 PM
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Like I want to smack that face of his as well. A small part of me thinks he's being very charitable so people don't confuse him with blood-hungry J-Lann.
+4 | 1/16/14 12:02 PM
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I feel very bad for Jack Gleeson, because there are probably a ton of people who can't differentiate him from his character.
+2 | 1/16/14 11:57 AM
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http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzAxLzIzL2ZiL1R1bm5lbENvcmdpLjc5NThiLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/4060bff1/81b/Tunnel-Corgi.gif
+5 | 1/16/14 11:49 AM
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♫ We had joy, we had fun, we had puppies in the sun snow ♫
+4 | 1/16/14 11:48 AM
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What are death calls? Because I'm imagining when the doctor or nurse looks at their watch and goes "Time of death 13:00 hours." If y'all are late at that, then you must invest in some Febreze.
0 | 1/16/14 11:40 AM
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Congrats on getting better!!!
+1 | 1/16/14 10:21 AM
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This is sad on so many levels. Good luck to you and those that can't afford a better daycare.
+1 | 1/16/14 10:17 AM
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Yesterday was cool. I went to a new Lush location and bought some citrusy stuff. So I've been not as active on VG as of late because of sickness, school, vacation, etc. and now I'm back. I missed you freaks.
+3 | 1/16/14 9:38 AM
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0eww3FJu1qdlkgg.gif
+6 | 1/15/14 12:54 PM
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On the plus side, when god made you, he broke the mold and rerouted a vas deferens.
+16 | 1/15/14 12:53 PM
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Speaking of jewelry, I hope there's an international public proposal involving American ex-pats, so when the lady of the hour exclaims, "He went to Jared," the audience (by force) will look on with expressions of confusion and/or disgust.
+4 | 1/15/14 12:38 PM
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I did not know what I was expecting when I clicked the link, but I know I definitely did not expect that.
+4 | 1/15/14 11:54 AM
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"BE HAPPY IN PRIVATE." That's what I say to myself every time I see people make out on the subway.
+8 | 1/15/14 11:50 AM
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And then the giant dog does the Snoopy dance.
+4 | 1/15/14 11:49 AM
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Catwazle sounds like a real weird part of the human body.
+8 | 1/15/14 11:37 AM
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Captain Hook could've take off his hook, hugged Peter Pan, and declare a truce. "The power of love has turned my hooked hand real."
+4 | 1/15/14 11:36 AM
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Hi Guys! I'm back!!! Yeah, I wonder how many people asked for a refund because they skipped the closing song? "Yeah, it was touching, but I paid for a whole performance, and I didn't get a whole performance." -Private-proposal enthusiasts/theatregoers
+10 | 1/15/14 11:35 AM
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This is best description of the ideal cat.
+8 | 12/18/13 2:36 PM
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Yes! That's also what I thought.
+3 | 12/18/13 2:35 PM
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A small part of me hoped the bobcat was marking the boy as his dinner to other bobcats. That's how bobcats make dinner reservations jk.
+8 | 12/18/13 2:34 PM
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It's not their fault they love Christmas so much.
+8 | 12/18/13 2:32 PM
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Look at Jaden Smith's tweets. I don't want more of that coming down the road.
+7 | 12/18/13 11:48 AM
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That red ball is cursed. Cursed I tells ya! http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f503796fb495436751b6f7aaff189b9/tumblr_mlbaw0oje91soqvu9o1_400.gif
+7 | 12/18/13 10:56 AM
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For the first half I read it in my head as a cockney accent, but for the latter half I read it in a Jamaican accent. #TribbianiMoment
+6 | 12/18/13 10:46 AM
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Totally.
+4 | 12/18/13 10:44 AM
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...And I just realized the rules of the game: Do You Hear Mean Girls? Silent Nightmare Before Christmas Santa Claus is Going to Washington I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Smaug
+2 | 12/16/13 10:56 PM
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Good King Whatshisname
0 | 12/16/13 10:53 PM
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Last Christmas Before I Convert The Little Drummer Boy Who Is So Freaking Annoying At Night Megyn Kelly Says Its Always A White Christmas
0 | 12/16/13 10:52 PM
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Is that reporter part of the Shelob and Friends segment?
+3 | 12/16/13 1:02 PM
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For now on, everything bad will be based on a scale of Shelob to Aragog: How was your final? I give it 3 Shelobs because I didn't study until last minute and was expecting a ton of Aragog & Co. How was childbirth? There aren't enough arachnids in all of fandom to quantify.
+7 | 12/16/13 12:51 PM
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This is in reply to ladyraincorn btw. Dunno why it's not where it should be.
+5 | 12/16/13 12:40 PM
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Thank you! You know I keep forgetting Shelob's name and keep referring to her as Aragog?! Finally some relief.
+7 | 12/16/13 12:38 PM
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Thank you for asking by the way.
+9 | 12/16/13 12:35 PM
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Vanilla Coke.
+5 | 12/16/13 12:35 PM
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Keep fighting the good fight, flanny.
+7 | 12/16/13 12:13 PM
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For some reason Chipotles here only sell Mr. Pibb, which is the uneducated Dr Pepper.
+6 | 12/16/13 12:03 PM
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Or solidified like astronaut ice cream.
+5 | 12/16/13 12:02 PM
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