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Bartender, a round of Pulitzers for me and my crew! --Tory Dunnan 1974-2012
+21 | 5/6/10 2:00 PM
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I'm so embarrassed. I got that kid confused with the beginning of Eddie Murphy's Raw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjwuDHJetyE
+5 | 5/6/10 12:41 PM
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I think you mean "kicked him in the ding-ding!" No Winwood-o.
+9 | 5/6/10 11:39 AM
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All you have to say is that you are going to talk to someone. No one is going to be upset with you. Tell them the truth just like you told us. Please know that all of us here are very invested in knowing you're going to be OK. You can get better. You can.
+5 | 5/5/10 3:59 PM
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I was exactly where you were a little less than a year ago. Your son doesn't want another mother, he wants you. Please call that 800-number up above or if you want to talk (and I think you do), please send me an email right now to jackson909 at gmail dot com, and give me your phone number. I'm serious. I was right exactly there. Alone, trapped, with only a belief that everyone would be better without me. I know that is bullshit. Everyone, especially parents, have one person who desperately needs them in this world. Seriously. Email me your phone number: jackson909 at gmail dot com. I will call you right away.
+17 | 5/5/10 3:25 PM
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I don't know about you guys, but I am totally german for basketball.
+44 | 5/4/10 12:15 PM
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Welp, time to go stuff my face! http://www.adorableish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cute-hamster.jpg
+16 | 4/30/10 6:39 PM
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I'm sure that we've pretty much drained it.
+15 | 4/30/10 6:37 PM
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That's what I was saying upthread. Maybe the most insular Monsters' Ball.
+5 | 4/30/10 6:10 PM
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Monster's Ball this week reminds me to start a clothing line: FMBM.
+5 | 4/30/10 5:49 PM
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Stopped at the :20 second mark when they used the word "baldric" as if I knew what that was. THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR ME.
+16 | 4/30/10 4:56 PM
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Hell's Bells!
+7 | 4/30/10 2:11 PM
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I got my wife a Dutch oven for our anniversary, but it was really only our kids could have some adorable fart jokes to tell at dinner parties with Gwyneth Paltrow. THAT's the key to happiness, you guys.
+8 | 4/30/10 10:06 AM
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On the outside they look like a perfectly normal couple but on the inside they haven't spoken to each other or touched one another in months.
+12 | 4/30/10 9:54 AM
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I came for the Wire reset, but stuck around for the avatar.
+1 | 4/29/10 3:45 PM
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The daily Sunbeam War between my cats has just found a Road Map to Peace.
+6 | 4/29/10 9:58 AM
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BOYS' NIGHT OUT!
+7 | 4/28/10 6:30 PM
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I like it better without the "this." More vampiric.
+19 | 4/28/10 6:28 PM
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If some reference to this joke isn't in the "film," it will be a HUGE (get it?) mistake: http://i27.tinypic.com/4jxkdd.gif
+29 | 4/28/10 12:02 PM
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A-fucking-greed. Usually it's all with the funny in here, but this thread reminds me that the funniest people I know are also the smartest.
+3 | 4/28/10 12:00 AM
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Headlining the next Tea Party Rally: http://jacobull.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/devo.jpg
+3 | 4/27/10 2:52 PM
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I have clicked back to read this comment three times today already. "It's funny because the communist gets dead."
+3 | 4/27/10 2:51 PM
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"Smashing the Toys" is what she meant. It's the name of Coldplay's next album.
+12 | 4/27/10 2:49 PM
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Right? "Go get some sleep in the south wing of the mansion, Pretend Mommy. Where's the nanny? She actually does want to hear my fart jokes instead of using them as fodder for late night talk show appearances."
+12 | 4/27/10 2:47 PM
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Let's go get some anteeeeeks!
+1 | 4/27/10 12:52 PM
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The fact that the cameraman says he's not a communist ("then stay alive" = Lots Of Love), but then still gets accused of being one so that the nutjob can continue raging, says everything you need to know about what fuels these protesters. That is, in the face of all available evidence to the contrary, many of these people *need* to believe the absolute worst case scenario is about to happen in this country. Death panels, endless bailouts, amnesty for illegal immigrants to swell Democratic voter rolls, gov't takeover of every private industry, &c. All of it paranoid delusion, but bought hook, line, and sinker by so many people.
+7 | 4/27/10 12:16 PM
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And encouraged to plant cocaine by the CIA. No tinfoil-o.
+4 | 4/27/10 12:09 PM
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Really trying hard not to make a joke about where she lets me put my hand.
+9 | 4/26/10 3:15 PM
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How the Golgi Stole the Apparatus
0 | 4/23/10 2:06 PM
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Needs more simian grunting about more horsepower.
+4 | 4/23/10 1:50 PM
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For the glory of God!
+4 | 4/23/10 1:48 PM
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Kanye East!
+20 | 4/23/10 10:56 AM
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In other news, James Cameron contemplates a sequel: Avaginatar II.
+12 | 4/23/10 9:37 AM
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I really approve of the direction Michael Bublé is taking his career.
+15 | 4/22/10 1:09 PM
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She just watched another dude totally get racked! "Ow! My balls!" that dude said.
+14 | 4/21/10 3:43 PM
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That one's better than Iron Man punching Hugh Grant (via I Can't Remember Which Monster Tweeted It) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNBAsihheg
+1 | 4/21/10 2:58 PM
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Hi, Frank! http://twitpic.com/1ffyy2
+1 | 4/21/10 2:12 PM
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Seriously. Guy's making his sign for the next tea party rally. http://combatblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Misspelled-Tea-Party-Sign.jpg
0 | 4/21/10 11:14 AM
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"That Ga Ga is a real Gag Gag." Give it up for Chachi, ladies and gentlemen! Chachi. Stick around for the 12:30 set when he tells you he can't hear you because he has a banana in his ear. "Pure entertainment!" --Quint
+43 | 4/21/10 10:25 AM
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No way! I totally trust AICN-writer Quint's opinion. QUINT! When he says it's "Pure entertainment!" he doesn't mean that this entertainment has been cut or stepped on in any way. The street value of this entertainment, says QUINT, is very valuable.
+1 | 4/21/10 10:02 AM
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