There is one, and only one, scenario where I would bungee jump. I am on the Amazing Race. It is a detour, and I have to. Seeing as how I've never applied to be on the Amazing Race, I will continue to not bungee jump.
I once had a hissy fit when moons ago (see what I did there?) the NY Post or Daily News had a big fuss headline about a "Lunartic"; and I just couldn't figure out why no one pointed out that you don't have to add the R. Moon is already built into the actual word...and then I realized I was being a lunatic by carrying on and on about it. Point being, I guess I'm still mad about it.
I have learned via The New Yorker, that Anna Faris is married to Chris Pratt; and that Chris Pratt was shooting a bow and arrow in their yard. I would so love being their neighbor.
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Don’t forget to study for classes; Remember to add or drop classes; Band practice cancelled due to-; Star Burns: “My name is Alex;” Human Being mascot offensive to animals: more at 8; Chess club moves meeting unexpectedly. Refuses to reveal why; Basketball team loses ball; Chicken finger shortage continues; Professor Slater still missing; No paintball this spring, claims Dean: full story at 8; School dance rate down 200%; Reports continue of mysterious” air vent monster;” Dean suggests end of year picnic; implies “western theme;” Dr. Ian Duncan quits drinking again; Tickers: Do we watch them? Story at 12
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