I Lots Of Loved at your avatar and screen name, then I realized it looks a little bit like Alpacaporn, which gave me deeply disturbing thoughts. And some funny ones too.
So what happens when you think you don't need to read the examples before getting in the game, is that you end up doing the same tagline as Gabe, just not as funny because Gabe.
I keep waiting for this movie to tell me what the big disaster is. I mean, I get the premise, 2012 Mayan apocalypse or whatever, but can they please tell me why the ground is tearing up? At least The Day After Tomorrow was all GLOBAL WARMING IS COMING FOR US! But till now it seems as though the only explanation for 2012 and its geological disasters is THE MAYANS SAID SO.
In a few days, when those images in my mind of the horseface close up become too much and I rip out my eyes with my bare hands, I'll think back and realize that I probably shouldn't have watched this right before bedtime.
Was that actually a BOW? Does he end killing the bad guy in the woods with a bow and arrow? Please let him end up killing the bad guy in the woods with a bow and arrow.
Bill Hader as James Carville was the most solid part of the show. "You just stare at him 'till he cries" So much laffs! The rest felt kinda flat though, even with Amy Poehler back.
I admire your perseverance. I can't do it. Any horror movie, or even a kinda creepy episode of Medium = Nightmare Town, Population Me. I used to love the excitement of horror movies, but after a while I decided that it wasn't worth it. I guess little muppet babies can't have it all.
This might be the stupidest movie ever (probably not, The Love Guru is still out there) with a cheap and stupid test-audience reaction trailer, but I'll be the first to admit that when it comes to horror movies (even stupid ones), I am a scared little muppet baby.
To me it sounds like a motivational phrase: "Keep fucking that chicken, some day you'll make it!" or "If at first you don't succeed, keep fucking that chicken!"
At first I was sad that I'd be missing most of the VMA video pizza party, living in Europe and needing sleep to survive and all, but after watching a bit of the preshow, I'm okay. HAVE FUN MONSTERS DON'T BREAK ANYTHING! Love, Mom.
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