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God, the world is a fucking lonely place.
I guess I'm not understanding the juggalo comparison. Seems to me that, more often than not, the things the "kidz the$e dayz" (doing it right?) are ironically into are things they are really into. I'll take faux-ironic interest in talented-performer-and-cool-person Betty White over disaster-factory ICP any day.
I like her. She's got spunk.
Why is everyone changing their avatars? I resent change!
The Celestine Prophecy. Jurgen Prochnow and auras. You won't regret it.
I would DVR the shit out of a Zach Anner show.
They are sugartits! Do you get it? You get it.
Wait, traditional masculinity has been dissolved? Rape is over? Nobody ever tells me anything.
The only present Mel Gibson wants (or has ever wanted): http://brixpicks.com/uploads/media/2005/nov_28_to_dec_4_2005/tits.jpg
50 Cent suffers from an allergy to anything that is not an otter. #obscurereferencegum #sorryguys
"You have part of my attention – you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the food bowl of my apartment."
"Play it, Sam. Play 'Fetch.'"
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxldtbjyX51qatp5fo1_500.jpg It's funny though, isn't it? All that poetry and all those songs, about something that lasts no time at all. (JK! Making the Ball is nice, and Nightmare is even nicer. Thanks, Nightmare!)
This is even cuter than Salsa Dog.
I wish I had been one of those kids, only instead of the sleepover being in the Natural History Museum, I wish it had been in the Met, and instead of other kids and also reality television contestants being there, I wish they hadn't been there, and instead of it being one night, I wish it had been a bunch of nights while I uncovered an art mystery and then traveled to the house of a famous recluse to GET SOME ANSWERS.
OH FRANK SOBOTKA #somanyfeelings
I don't know why, either, but I am so very happy that you did. This is wonderful.
"Anybody can just eat ice cream and claim that it's poop." -Steve Winwood, 6000 B.C. - 2012 A.D.
Shit like this wouldn't happen if Zach Galifianakis were a regular on The Walking Dead.
Michiko Kakutani: http://openlettersmonthly.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/michiko.jpg
And then you can both be like, "Gender is a construct, amirite?"
Yup, guys, the show will probably be much better written next season now that all the pesky writers are gone. ALL DARABONT ALL THE TIME is the motto of good writing.
I like how Jennifer Lawrence, she of "Winter's Bone and being an amazing actor" fame, is in this movie, but she's in the preview for all of two shots: 1) makin' out with Anton Yelchin and 2) running with Anton Yelchin (young people in love are always running to express joy). Jennifer Lawrence you are too good for this. And so is Frightened Rabbit. And so is Anton Yelchin. And so is everybody. Everybody is too good for Mel Gibson and his puppet.
JOINING THE THREAD OF PEOPLE WHO LOVE FRIGHTENED RABBIT AND HATE ABUSIVE BEAVER
Please never stop posting Community gifs.
I believe one could call this eine Liebesgeschichte between Mark Ruffalo and America. You learn something every Bing.
Andrew is from Arkansas. (I went to the website.) (Briefly.) (I am very very sad now.)
Why are people downvoting AwkwardPants? I agree with you, AwkwardPants! I mean, I really like Blais, but I was glad Stephanie won.
I love soup, and I love Jamie! So come my soul to bliss as I speak true, etc.
Actors lose money for every word they speak in a commercial. This Logitech ad was Kevin Bacon's passion project.
I have a weird terrible impulse to e-mail The Andrew Show and request an episode about Mengele. DON'T WORRY; I WILL RESIST THIS WEIRD TERRIBLE IMPULSE.
He is not British. He just has a speech impediment. Oh, and terrible terrible parents who are the worst ever. He also has those.
Sometimes I feel like Gabe is a modern-day Lovecraft, intent on showing us that ignorance is often preferable to knowledge, that we are surrounded by horrors that, if gazed upon directly, will reduce us to gibbering madpersons. Because WHY ELSE is this cat video before me? WHY ELSE?
Hide your kids, hide your shirt.
Yes! That was also my favorite part! Thank you, IMDB description, for specifying that Mister and Master Arquette were not ANIMORPHS. Otherwise I would have gotten confused, and that would have been soooo embarrassing.
Please don't be sorry! Also on the topic of being sorry, I am sorry for your loss.