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"You ladies probably still like this, don’t you?" Yes.
0 | 7/12/11 2:37 PM
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The best part about this comment is that my brain reads it in Dr. Girlfriend's voice
0 | 7/12/11 2:35 PM
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Hey, #imfromthemetroeastgum over here! I'm waving at you from across the river.
0 | 7/12/11 2:26 PM
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"But Ben spells my name right" - Zooey Deschanel
+49 | 7/12/11 12:47 PM
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Downvotes? Come on guys, I admitted that if it's an in joke I don't get it. Yes, clearly I never watched the show. Good for me, honestly.
-1 | 7/12/11 11:20 AM
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Crocodile Dundee got first place.
+4 | 7/12/11 11:12 AM
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I want this!
+1 | 7/12/11 11:05 AM
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I concur. YAY JARED!
+2 | 7/12/11 11:03 AM
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One got stuck in my fence once and it hissed at me. I tried to push it out with a broom as gently as I could but it just got angrier. I was so scared.
+5 | 7/12/11 11:00 AM
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Your dog looks so much like my dog (except she has white parts)! High five (my dog can high five!)! http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/boozin.jpg
0 | 7/12/11 10:52 AM
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Is this an in joke I'm not getting? If so: I don't get it If not: Dirty Dancing, and you don't have to be Gabe to know that. Also, tip for next time: if you typed this question into google instead of an unrelated videogum topic (minus the "Hey Gabe, I gotta question.") you would have had your answer in less than one second.
-3 | 7/11/11 2:15 PM
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Uh oh you guys, this is clearly going to win! Everyone else can quit trying now.
+1 | 7/11/11 11:29 AM
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Yay topknot, congratulations!
+1 | 7/11/11 11:24 AM
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Aw! Perfect
0 | 7/11/11 11:09 AM
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Oh! Okay, I approve of that.
0 | 7/11/11 11:08 AM
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"Let them eat gluten-free organic Croquembouche*, my good friend Jay-Z simply adores it"- Gwyneth Paltrow *I googled "fancy name for cake" to learn this word and 1) google finished the phrase as soon as I got to the c in cake 2) This shit looks delicious
+7 | 7/8/11 4:36 PM
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Joke's on her because as soon as she dies I'm totally feeding her kid Cup-A-Soup. Actually, it's the generic version, not even brand-name Cup-A-Soup.
+6 | 7/8/11 4:28 PM
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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/videogum%20stuff/oops.gif
+1 | 7/8/11 4:11 PM
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This is the best! Good job.
+1 | 7/8/11 4:04 PM
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You really should do it! Eye patches are the shit, and I was surprised to find that they make everyone at every bar want to buy you all the drinks for some reason. This me knows what I'm talking about: http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/drunkpatch.jpg
+5 | 7/8/11 3:55 PM
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This summer, prepare to have your space invaded!
+1 | 7/8/11 3:43 PM
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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/videogum%20stuff/340x.gif
+6 | 7/8/11 3:24 PM
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I refuse to put anything described as "animal style" in my mouth. Between that and double-double and the other terms I've heard I feel like this place's menu was written by giggling 12 year old boys who are using sexual slang they're not 100% sure of yet. That actually goes for naming the place "In-n-Out" too.
+1 | 7/8/11 2:28 PM
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Damnit, now neither of those words looks or sounds like it makes sense anymore. And maybe they don't. Maybe nothing makes sense anymore.
+2 | 7/8/11 2:22 PM
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Cheese paper? Cheese...paper. Cheese PAPER?!
+1 | 7/8/11 2:21 PM
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5 Guys is pretty awesome! I went there when it opened and was like "I can put WHAT* on my hot dog? This is great news!" *bacon, green peppers and A1 sauce. At a restaurant! Not just at home alone experimenting after too many bong hits!
+3 | 7/8/11 2:18 PM
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Why, my stupid girl digestive system would rise up and strangle me without yogurt telling it what to do!
+1 | 7/8/11 2:13 PM
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I don't like their burgers (I am not really on Team Burger though, so that doesn't really reflect on Culver's as much as it does on me) but oh em gee I could eat those cheese curds all day long until I died from them, which I most certainly would.
+1 | 7/8/11 2:11 PM
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I laughed so much at this.
+2 | 7/7/11 1:12 PM
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Frank Lloyd Wrong, please don't forget to tell us all the story about how you watched that movie with your Mom please! #remindinggum
+9 | 7/6/11 4:04 PM
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Well, kind of 4 now that I think about it. 1) The PotC movies are very commercial 2) Waterproof, obviously 3) Jack Sparrow and then everyone else ever in a pirate costume after him wear lots of eyeliner 4) An infinite number of PotC movies are going to be made I thought very hard about your joke, orangeyouglad, and it was worth it. I am glad.
+7 | 7/6/11 3:04 PM
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This should have more upvotes, it works on multiple levels (3, to be specific).
+2 | 7/6/11 3:02 PM
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More like bad-looking, very expensive free trans-sport*, amiright Paris & Todd? *I don't know what that's supposed to mean exactly, but it sounds like a good Logo channel game show.
+2 | 7/6/11 2:33 PM
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Pirates of the Caribbean 5: The Curse of the Seaward
+7 | 7/6/11 2:25 PM
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Don't you mean "Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Jerry Bruckheimer looks like a bad caricature of a dinosaur that turned into a human"?
+1 | 7/6/11 2:23 PM
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Before I clicked the link and realized that was a picture of Zach Galifianakis I thought that was a picture of Doogie Howser, true story.
+7 | 7/1/11 4:49 PM
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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/videogum%20stuff/jayzmonster.gif
+1 | 7/1/11 4:30 PM
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Yeah, it was simultaneously disappointing and flattering. "Out of the thousands of friends he has, I made such a strong (negative) impression that he took the time to defriend me!" I really can't say I fully blame him though, because some of the haikus were pretty questionable (I'm pretty sure the phrase "make seven up mine" was used in more than one) and he didn't know I wasn't totally serious.
+1 | 7/1/11 3:53 PM
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I don't know about vaccines, but I'm sure there will be plenty of moldy bread there for us to use as penicillin.
+2 | 7/1/11 3:50 PM
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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/rusty_photo/videogum%20stuff/tumblr_lk14ljYlqE1qev68fo1_500.gif
+4 | 7/1/11 3:28 PM
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